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Jesus crispy 

1.) n. Someone who has heard so much Jesus talk in their life their brain has fried.

2.) n. A hardcore member of the largest bloodiest gang ever to roam the Earth. Easily identifiable by the presence of either or both of to gang signs, the Jesus Fish, or the Holy Cross.
1.) Hey did you watch Borat? Man their were some Jesus Crispies on that movie.

2.) Person 1. Dude, please tell me you didnt give that guy the finger, he has a Jesus Fish on his car!!

Person 2. What!! a Jesus crispy, oh shit here he comes, Im sorry man, I didnt see the fish.
Jesus crispy by Nick Lance November 21, 2006

jesus crispy 

1) n. a religious automaton
2) n. a dogma spewing host of one of any potent viral meme complexes, for example, organized religion, political affiliation, or scientific paradigm.
John Ashcroft was annoitied with Crisco oil after he was appointed Attorney General. Dear God, now we have a Jesus crispy setting public policy. "Let the Eagle Soar" and the end come soon.
jesus crispy by Alienthropologist October 22, 2004

Jebus Crisp

What people should say when they are shocked around Christian
"OMFG! JEBUS CRISP!" I said when I saw something disgusting. I didn't want to offend any of the Christians around this area, so I just said Jebus Crisp instead.
Jebus Crisp by Tauralea Swaggs December 12, 2015
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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