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Jesus Crispy
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N. Meant as a derogatory description of fundamentalist
Christians
espousing "flakey" doctrine. Derived from
cereal
references. Rice Crispies,
Rice
Flakes etc.
"I wish that
Jesus
Crispy
would
stop
trying to convert me."
Jesus Crispy
by
dirte13
April 27, 2006