Alienthropologist's definitions

jackfroster

1)n. One who enjoys sexual congress with baked goods, confections, pastries, etc.

Come 'ere cupcake, this jackfroster's got some banana-nut creme filling for ya!

Eww! Like that jackfroster from American Pie.

by Alienthropologist October 22, 2004

sacrosaint

one who has taken the art of blasphemy, unorthodoxy, and taboo to a new level. An ascended master of naughtiness, a genius at vulgarity as an exercise.

see also blasphile

Like their religious counterparts, sacrosaints remain above such pittances as considering whether their free thought offends any bipedal offshoots of the chimpanzee.

My sacrosaints are Carlin, RAW, Leary, Izzard, Williams, Chapelle, Hicks, Cho, Borroughs - anyone who still tells the disgusting and ugly truth...and their works are my bible.

by Alienthropologist August 5, 2005

zhyeah

Interjection

1) An expression of exuberance, glee, happiness, etc.
2) Said when supporting the previous speaker's statment

Early tax return! Aw zhyeah!

by Alienthropologist October 22, 2004

lygiene

1) Any act of cleaning or hygiene not usually performed except when someone else is around.

Also lygienist

I swear he was leaving until I came out of the stall. Steve totally has good lygiene.

Bachelors are born lygienists.

by Alienthropologist October 22, 2004

gurt

1) n. a term of onamatapoea. The sound that yogurt (or any similarly viscous substance) makes when violently or forcefully handled or eaten

You should have heard that old mac and cheese gurt when I threw it out.

by Alienthropologist October 22, 2004

What's her cunt/his nuts?

Phrase used directly in place of "What's her/his name?"

What's his nuts? Didn't he go out with what's her cunt?

by Alienthropologist October 22, 2004

smallitics

1) n. the art and science of manipulating small groups of people

Also smallitician, smallitical

We always order pizza at Eric's; the guy's got our smallitics down.

by Alienthropologist October 22, 2004