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Jesua
Totally funny, smart, sarcastic and pretty girl. She somehow manages to get all the boys and can be friends with anyone. She is probably the bestest of the best friends you could ever find. Though she may have an equal amount of enemies and friends. She is strong mentally and physically and can beat any boy or girl if they really piss her off.
JERRY: Look Tom! That girl is hot! Lets go talk to her!
TOM: That must be Jesua she is known for being hot and attractive.
TOM: That must be Jesua she is known for being hot and attractive.
Jesua by basketballfreak🏀 March 14, 2020
Jessa Mae
She stands for her disposition. Won't turn her back on promises for the person she really cared for. An excellent cook! Goal-oriented, loving, caring and most of all she is everything I can ask for. I love her so dearly. JDA
Jessa Mae by BraVe_HeaRt27 June 7, 2021
Jessa
She is pretty smart and everyone is obsessed with her. She is one of a loving person and she is quite.
Jessa by A person that u don’t know October 17, 2019
Jessa
The sexiest, cutest, MOST beautiful and lovable GIRL in the world!!! =) Best of all she's GOD fearing, family loving, highly intelligent, hungry for knowledge and for Travel & Adventure... Humble and Perfect in every way...i LOVE HER ALWAYS AND FOREVER AND EVER
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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