a Baptiste is someone who is very caring, kind and loving, but quite closed at the same time. Normally good boyfriends. This type of person is also renowned in bed and is an amazing catch.

The male version of an Elinor.
my boyfriend is such a Baptiste, i swear it's amazing
by handlecakes October 7, 2016
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A Baptiste is the kind of person who seems scrary ass hell at first look cause off his physical capacities ans his dirty look but you can always trust a Baptiste.

But care Baptiste are a particular kind of peapole you don't want to mess with, they usualy think for themself first and aren't affraid to kick ass to get what they want .
But Baptiste are always sincere and trustfull you can count on them for the good or even the dirty work, they have a huge imagination and know how to use it , but don't be afraid of the Baptiste they are the kindest peapole easy lovers and always take hard decision to help and protect the best ways peapole they loves beafore logic or common interest, they are also wery good at sex , some huge penis and a big pussy destroyer potential they're girlfriend are vert lucky getting a Baptiste is pretty hard but it's the best boyfriend you can have they always try to do the kindest and the best thing for their loved one but remenber that they can be a big asshole anytime.
Girl : My men is a Baptiste i'm so lucky

Men : Be carefull Baptiste aren't foreseeable

Girl : Yeah but enven if they hurt peapole it's for they own good
by Heheman November 9, 2019
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Has a 1 incher , he is the kind of guy who will fuck a horse.Also realy fn FAT
My Friend is such a Baptiste no body will ever like him.
by Ashighaskite May 5, 2018
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The reason I have to drive 30 miles to buy liquor. Also the reason I can't buy liquor on Sundays.
I'd love to live in a city not run by Baptists so that I don't have to drive to the ghetto to buy liquor.
by floodland January 10, 2007
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Part of a Christian movement relating to protestant Christianity. Baptist emphasise Believers Baptism, ie accepting God as saviour and Lord and being dunked in a pool of water in front of hundreds of people. In the late 1990s, there were about 43 million Baptists worldwide with about 33 million in the United States.

Baptists often form working groups, ie Southern Baptist Alliance, to support each other. There is also a Baptist World Alliance which is chaired by Rev. David Coffey
He is part of the Baptist family
by David Bunce July 27, 2005
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A member of one of several hundred Christian denominations who all agree that the the Bible is the literal word of God, but don't agree with each other. See fundamentalist, fucktard
Q. What religion are you, Reformed Baptist?
A. No, they're going to Hell(tm). I'm a Sovergn Grace Baptist.
by Cuntoleezza Rice November 10, 2006
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