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Jean-Paul is a person that often characterises others by their flaws. He tries to let people down gently and often calls them out harshly in the end. Jean Pauls do not care about what they say, cos they will come back like a boomerang. Despite Jean-Paul being very flawed within himself, they can be comforting and friendly when they need to be. More often than not, Jean-Paul will buy you something for you're birthday and will invite you to his parties especially if he likes you. Jean-Pauls are loving yet harsh at the same time, similar to if Oprah and Ellen Degeneres had a baby, that would be what a Jean-Paul is.
I cannot believe that worked! Thank you for being such a Jean-Paul!

Person 1: Help me, my boyfriend is texting another girl!

Person 2: Not to be a Jean-Paul or anything, I think it's because you are too fat, but that means he isn't capable of loving you all, you are too hot to handle baby cakes!!
Jean-Paul by TheRealGEmilyB October 20, 2019
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A white wanna-be gangsta who's a playa and is a p.i.m.p. with the girls. He gets any chick he wants. Although he is white, they can rap your socks off. He is very dangerous at night.
"yo man, your a Jean-Paul with the ladies!"
Jean-Paul by David Kioksaka January 9, 2009
This man has big dick energy. He let god, his creation, get credit when he created the earth so that people wouldn’t crowd around him. He is fabled to have KO’d Jesus Christ in heaven when the lord attacked him for having a 186 K/D against him. The legends say that when medusa stared him down, she turned to stone and that he gave the great Gaia his spare adamantine so Kronos could kill Uranus.
You’ve stepped on Jean-Paul’s land? You’re gonna end up being auschwitzed bro.

Oh, the Jean-Paul sized condoms are way too big for me.

Damn he tried to go for one of Jean-Paul’s women? Oh better commit japan pilot 1940 before he gets you bro, you’re gonna be sorry.
Jean-Paul by Merrickman2003 January 24, 2020
Well done you spelt or misheard john-paul
"Hay John-Paul"
*Typing email*
"Dear jean-paul"
Jean-paul by John-paaaaul November 29, 2019

Jean Paul 

This person has very big penis and all the woman think of him and want him.

This person makes woman wet.
I am so jealous of Jean Paul.

Jean Paul is a great lover.
Jean Paul by skaterdudeO912 January 31, 2010

Jean Paul 

Jean Paul is the sexiest man on earth, he is a loyal and kind man. He is annoying sometimes but every girl will likes him o
Jean Paul by Firsdue July 17, 2020

Jean Paul 

BIG COCK, BIG NUTS, BIG BRAIN, and pretty cool
Jean Paul by notonelvy April 5, 2021
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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