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A person's own preferred technique for self love, derived from years of trial and error.
Tbone: My special lady friend thinks that because I find her attractive and she is my soul mate, that she knows exactly how to please me.

Me: You think she's right?

Tbone:. No way. Only I know my sure fire jerknique!
Jerknique by TheCav February 3, 2020
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Unique like her name, she’s one of a kind. You’ll never forget Jenique because she’ll leave a footprint on your heart and your head. She’s a special friend who’s loyal, loving and kind. She’s logical, smart and wise so you know you can trust her when you need advice and guidance. She’s the glue the solution the driving force. She’s the love, she’s the truth, she’s the endless support.
You need a Jenique.
Jenique by PrettyClose May 4, 2018
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jernique 

The bestest person you will ever meet in your entire life!
Hey is that Jernique? Yeah shes the bestest person you will ever meet!
jernique by Sweet Niblits September 28, 2013

jewnique 

a word to decribe post-ironic pretty jewish girls who live in williamsburg, brooklyn and wear large frumpy grandma-glasses, american apparel stretch pants, and tons of cheap gold chains with odd dangley charms.
that girl on facehunter was so jewnique!
jewnique by devsoph February 8, 2008
The coolest person that you will ever meet

You Jenique'd it

She is so Jenique

Why is she trying to out Jenique me?

Isnt she Jeniquely?



Jenique by Gabriella Montezz February 25, 2009

Jewnique 

1) A common item that has little value, but is being passed off as being rare and highly sought after by a salesperson.

2) A black, jewish, female name.
1) That Shamwow is hardly unique...more like Jewnique!

2) "Hey Jewnique! Ryan said he loves you ghetto booty and big nose!"
Jewnique by DrunkenLunken December 12, 2009

Jerknite 

Jerk off starting a game in Fortnite and cum before you drop from the battle bus
I’ll get in a jerknite before I drop to tilted
Jerknite by Erizz25 August 9, 2018
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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