Definitions by DrunkenLunken
Jewnique
1) A common item that has little value, but is being passed off as being rare and highly sought after by a salesperson.
2) A black, jewish, female name.
2) A black, jewish, female name.
1) That Shamwow is hardly unique...more like Jewnique!
2) "Hey Jewnique! Ryan said he loves you ghetto booty and big nose!"
2) "Hey Jewnique! Ryan said he loves you ghetto booty and big nose!"
Jewnique by DrunkenLunken December 12, 2009
Penis Rahl
1) Masturbating to the point of painful soreness while reading Terry Goodkind's Sword of Truth series or watching the Legend of the Seeker television series.
2) Richard Rahl's formal name.
2) Richard Rahl's formal name.
1) Ryan pulled a Penis Rahl watching Kahlan bathing in the lake on T.V.
2) Should I call you Richard, Dick, or Penis Rahl?
2) Should I call you Richard, Dick, or Penis Rahl?
Penis Rahl by DrunkenLunken May 16, 2009