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jewnique 

a word to decribe post-ironic pretty jewish girls who live in williamsburg, brooklyn and wear large frumpy grandma-glasses, american apparel stretch pants, and tons of cheap gold chains with odd dangley charms.
that girl on facehunter was so jewnique!
jewnique by devsoph February 8, 2008
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Jewnique 

1) A common item that has little value, but is being passed off as being rare and highly sought after by a salesperson.

2) A black, jewish, female name.
1) That Shamwow is hardly unique...more like Jewnique!

2) "Hey Jewnique! Ryan said he loves you ghetto booty and big nose!"
Jewnique by DrunkenLunken December 12, 2009
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Unique like her name, she’s one of a kind. You’ll never forget Jenique because she’ll leave a footprint on your heart and your head. She’s a special friend who’s loyal, loving and kind. She’s logical, smart and wise so you know you can trust her when you need advice and guidance. She’s the glue the solution the driving force. She’s the love, she’s the truth, she’s the endless support.
You need a Jenique.
Jenique by PrettyClose May 4, 2018

jernique 

The bestest person you will ever meet in your entire life!
Hey is that Jernique? Yeah shes the bestest person you will ever meet!
jernique by Sweet Niblits September 28, 2013
The coolest person that you will ever meet

You Jenique'd it

She is so Jenique

Why is she trying to out Jenique me?

Isnt she Jeniquely?



Jenique by Gabriella Montezz February 25, 2009
Yes Jeanique is pretty
Jeanique by Callem😁 November 6, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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