Jerkicide 

An action in which before you cum, you call out “MUM! DAD!” and must clean up/finish before they arrive.
A risky move but note, if you complete this challenge, you will forever be, an epic gamer

Dudebro1: I just committed Jerkicide dude!

Dudebro2: did you get caught?!

Dudebro1: yup, most embarrassing nut ever

Jerkicide by VacoSoup November 16, 2019

jerkidextrous 

When a fly nigga is able to whack off with either hand.

Jehosephat: Dood i gots my left hand in a cast after a freak scooter incident.

Jebediah: Thank tha lord you be jerkidextrous!

jerkidextrous by dj jizzyjizz February 1, 2010

Jerkitude 

1. A jerk's attitude
2.Anyone that is acting like a putz, a loser, a loon and etc., can be described as jerkitude.

My boss' jerkitude is the worst jerkitude in the history of jerkitudes!!!

Jerkitude by neozone200 August 4, 2008

commit jewicide 

The act of killing oneself in a manner in which references Hitler's hatred for the Jews. In this endeavor, a large tree is climbed, a rope is tied to the tree, and the other end as a noose around one's neck. Then, the individual jumps off the tree, and uses the noose to swing themselves into a lit oven, filled with a neurotoxin gas.

Tom: "Dude, Mark just told me that I'm not invited to his bar mitzvah!"
You: "He said that to me too! That faggot should commit jewicide"

commit jewicide by FuckACactucs21 July 26, 2016

Jedicide 

The systematic and planned extermination of members of the Jedi order.

'Execute Order 66.'
'Yes, my Lord.'

Jedicide by The Monkey King September 7, 2005

jerkified 

Of or pertaining to the past tense process of jerking.
More or less pertaining the process of jerking(meat).

"Man I love anything jerkified,"-HeyItsTman

jerkified by HeyItsTman May 8, 2008

jewicide 

In a deathmatch style video game, when a player kills himself in order to prevent you from getting the kill point.

"I would have had the high score that round, but that bastard soldier kept jewiciding himself!!"

"Steve, I swear to God I'm quitting if you jewicide one more time!"

jewicide by CR98 January 14, 2008