Jerckacide

the result of dieing after intensely masturbating 30 - 45 hours straight, using up all the body's energy

the parents where chocked to find their son dead from jerckacide after they had been on a 3 day vacation.

by kamikazefrog November 15, 2009

Jerkicide

An action in which before you cum, you call out “MUM! DAD!” and must clean up/finish before they arrive.
A risky move but note, if you complete this challenge, you will forever be, an epic gamer

Dudebro1: I just committed Jerkicide dude!

Dudebro2: did you get caught?!

Dudebro1: yup, most embarrassing nut ever

by VacoSoup November 16, 2019