Jerkitude 

1. A jerk's attitude
2.Anyone that is acting like a putz, a loser, a loon and etc., can be described as jerkitude.

My boss' jerkitude is the worst jerkitude in the history of jerkitudes!!!

Jerkitude by neozone200 August 4, 2008

jerkidextrous 

When a fly nigga is able to whack off with either hand.

Jehosephat: Dood i gots my left hand in a cast after a freak scooter incident.

Jebediah: Thank tha lord you be jerkidextrous!

jerkidextrous by dj jizzyjizz February 1, 2010

Jackitude 

Where one of your mates or work collegues has a "Jack Bastard Attitude", or where they act like a jack bastard continuously with the same attitude towards you.

"cor blimey Dave has a bit of a jackitude today."

Jackitude by dannyboy1373 December 31, 2007

Jerkipede 

A human centipede full of men, jerking each other off while swallowing booty garbage. See human centipede; jerking off.

These dudes are so gay the only way to describe it is to reference the Jerkipede.

Jerkipede by Dick Spacey February 25, 2017

Jerkicide 

An action in which before you cum, you call out “MUM! DAD!” and must clean up/finish before they arrive.
A risky move but note, if you complete this challenge, you will forever be, an epic gamer

Dudebro1: I just committed Jerkicide dude!

Dudebro2: did you get caught?!

Dudebro1: yup, most embarrassing nut ever

Jerkicide by VacoSoup November 16, 2019

jewtitude 

The degree or amplitude of stinginess or cheapness shown by an individual, particularly those of the jewish faith.

My boss needs to tone down his jewtitude. I have to make sure every damn check is the right amount so he doesn't jew me.

jewtitude by IMAGINE326 July 25, 2011

jellitude 

Jellitude is when someone is jealous of you and has an attitude.

Shenique was jealous of Genique because she was dating DaDa. She was so jealous she got an attitude. Shenique why you so Jellitude??

jellitude by Mala Galleta January 12, 2015