jerk me

when someone masturbates for someone else

tom: will you jerk me?
susan: jerk me?
tom:you know masturbate for me...
susan:oh ok sure;)

by susan tom June 22, 2016

jerk me off

1. What you say when you dont wanna hear anything from anyone. Synonomous to: fuckk off, kiss my ass, or anything of that sort.

professor: oh um by the way, i assigned a 10 page paper on nuclear warfare... due next class.

student: ohh jerk me offffff

by jennybaybee May 9, 2010

Jerk me swole

You want a girl the jerk you off buff or you say it when mad or when horny and even being funny.

When you want a girl to "Yes JERK ME SWOLE!" or when horny "I want to be jerked swole." or when mad " FUCKKKKKKK JUST JERK ME SWOLE!" and then finally when happy. "Jerk me swole hahahah!"

by AnuttaHandjob January 2, 2017

(Insert name) Jerk Me Off!

1. Great way to confuse people when yelled randomly with someones name in front of it
2. A way to get that persons attention, and attempted them to do it

Example 1: (Insert name) Jerk Me Off!
Tia - How are you doing today?
Dan - Pretty good, you?
Tia - not bad
Steve - Tia, Jerk Me Off!

Example 2: (Insert name) Jerk Me Off!
Eli - Hey you
Sarah - me?
Eli - Yeah
Sarah - What do you want?
Eli - Sarah, Jerk Me Off!

by Cadillac C--Y March 14, 2011

me-jerk reaction

Reacting according to a certain habitual manner; unthinking:

a knee-jerk conservative.

When you talk about issues today, all you seem to hear is a me-jerk reaction.

by Chefspam May 31, 2018

Jerk meat

A attractive woman with a horrible personality

That some jerk meat over there

by Cumchef September 26, 2023

Jerk from memory

To jerk off (masturbate) to images from your memory instead of watching anything (ex: porn) to get you off.

Joe: Yesterday was horrible, dude!
Mark: Why, man?
Joe: I had to jerk from memory cuz my internet was down all day!

by haz-devil July 20, 2010