Jergenoff

The experience of spending a lot of money on something, discovering you hate it, but feel protective of it regardless.

Ryan: God, I hate my new iPhone! I laid down like 300 bucks for it!

Sam: Then can I borrow it for the week?

Ryan: Hell no!

Josh: Jergenoff...

Jergenoff by Bondz January 13, 2010

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Jergen off

Jerking off using lotion, preferably Jergen's brand lotion.

"Got a new vid and a bottle of my best brand. Leave me alone I'm Jergen off!"

Jergen off by Le Douche Bag February 23, 2008

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Jergen off • Jerkanoff

Jerkanoff

someone who is being a total ass and doesn't quite know it though it is obvious to everyone else.

1) "Mike, you are such a Jerkanoff! I can't beilive you'd make your girlfriend bring barbecue sauce for you to the fair and you don't even thank her for it!"

2) Telling him that he sucked at his solo was such a jerkanoff thing to do! He doesn't have any confidence in himself anyway!

Jerkanoff by TheGroinAssassin September 21, 2009

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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