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jerumpkin shrapnel
A poop stain on the back of the terlet(toilet)seat that is left after sitting too far back while performing a jerumpkin.
After finishing a very satisfying jerumpkin, I got up turned around and noticed jerumpkin shrapnel on the terlet seat.
jerumpkin shrapnel by Antler* February 29, 2008
Jumpkin
Much like a blumpkin where you get blowy while dropping off a SEAL team, its when you jack off and take a shit at the same time because you're stuck in some third world shithole or... your parents house.
dude 1 walks into the bathroom
dude 1: hey man, hows it going? you've been in here a minute.
dude 2: it was going good until you interrupted my jumpkin
dude 1: hey man, hows it going? you've been in here a minute.
dude 2: it was going good until you interrupted my jumpkin
Jumpkin by 9223-beotch April 3, 2013
Doodle-jumpkin
Doodle-jumpkin by the man the myth the maker July 20, 2010
jerumpkano
The splash of terlet water on your balls or ass because of forceful dumping while giving yourself a jerumpkin. Similiar to a blumpkano.
Note: Degrees of splash are important. If water hits your balls, ass and taint it's a category 3 jerumpkano.
Note: Degrees of splash are important. If water hits your balls, ass and taint it's a category 3 jerumpkano.
The category 3 jerumpkano caused me to evacuate the terlet seat as I was unable to concentrate on finishing the jerumpkin.
jerumpkano by Antler* February 29, 2008
Jumpkin
My girlfriend wouldnt give me a blumpkin because apparently she hates the smell of my deuce, so I went into the bathroom and gave myself a jumpkin.
Jumpkin by usmc_nightmare March 25, 2010
jumpkin
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