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A Small Enterprise team located at Info~Tech in London Ontario with our fearless leader Joel.
Joel White should get team jenqui wasted today...it's the least he could do. We perfer Carlsburg.
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Team Jenqui is a stupid name.
Jenqui by Yo Crazy Mama November 3, 2011
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A way to increase to increase the length and girth of the man's penis
jelquing by The English gentleman November 2, 2017
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A really smart, cool girl who reads a lot and talks a billion miles an hour about anything and everything.
Person 1: Woah, who was that girl? She just came over, talked to me about something, and ran away!
Person 2: Don't worry that's just Jonquil she does that a lot. You'll get over the hit-by-a-bus symptoms soon enough.
Jonquil by xxxyyyzzz September 2, 2013
A type of flower, including narcissus, and daffodils.
Daffodils (a type of Jonquil) are those yellow flowers with the cup-like things in the middle
jonquil by quillbug.hp.lover December 23, 2011

Janquicè 

Chef , Concur, dreamer , A man who cooks feasts for Jahamez and his friends

Jahamez - Yo, BRUH! im Hungry!

Janquicè - Dont worry man, i gotchu
"YO! Jahamez? is that you? i almost mistook you for Jooza! ," "Nah man, i just have Janquicè cooking for me! "
Janquicè by Janquie Fan August 23, 2023
Jequì is used in the movie Borat. It is the Kazakhstan way of saying hello, goodbye, thank you, and how are you.
Jequì my name is Borat.
Jequì by Bigalsully July 6, 2021
(n.) To continuously express feelings of listlessness and dissatisfaction in online forums and/or blog posts, hoping that it will feed your love starved soul and add meaning to your otherwise wasted life.
J is for Jenny, she died of jennui.
Jennui by jennui December 2, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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