jenkum

The new way too get high these days.. Take a crap.. and then take ur crap and put it in a bottle.. piss in the bottle and shakes it up.. then put a balloon over the opening of the bottle and sit it out for a day or so.. gases will fill the balloon.. then inhale the gases and get fucked up!

Nigga 1: Yo nigga.. go take a shit cuz i wanna get high!

Nigga 2: Wut? u trippin homie..

Nigga 1: Dude just watch me wiff this jenkum!
watch this nigga pass out!!

jenkum by BCoo7 December 15, 2007

jenkum

defecation which is used as an inhalant to get intoxicated

I used up a whole jar of jenkum last night, man did I get wasted

jenkum by Dj $tress August 25, 2009

Jenkum

The act of putting your shit in a jar, letting it ferment for a year then opening it and getting stoned ass high off the fumes.

Person 1: dude i just did my yearly Jenkum!

Person 2: lucky bastard, mines still fermenting!

Jenkum by GooningEnthusiast June 5, 2024

Keg Jenkem 

When you huff the gas mixture out of a keg to get a nice head rush. Est. 2010 Rowan

Rick was drunk and the keg was empty so he pressed the top for a hit of keg jenkem.

Keg Jenkem by Rick the Brick October 17, 2010

Jerkumcision 

when the dermis of the foreskin is rubbed painfully raw due to jerking off too much or without enough lubrication.

The shower hurt like hell after another unfortunate pornhub-induced jerkumcision. Took 3 days before I could use soap again.

Jerkumcision by BoobsMcGee October 21, 2012

sinker jenkem

Low grade jenkem. Jenkem conconced from sinking turds.

I can't believe I bought a batch of sinker jenkem. I'm going back to that retirement home and shooting the janitor that sold it to me.

sinker jenkem by big cu December 12, 2007

Camal Jenkem 

Camal jenkem was invented by Dan and John jr of nextgenwalkthroughs and wikigameguides. It is a drug used mostly in Colorado and the Middle East, it is made with the urine and feces of camals, and left to ferment in a jar. Camal jenkem turns 90% of people into ri-tards, but 10 % of camal jenkem users recieve super powers.

Chad regularly inhales camal jenkem and now hes a ri-tard.

Camal Jenkem by The_Ladder_Goat October 21, 2010