jenkum

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The new way too get high these days.. Take a crap.. and then take ur crap and put it in a bottle.. piss in the bottle and shakes it up.. then put a balloon over the opening of the bottle and sit it out for a day or so.. gases will fill the balloon.. then inhale the gases and get fucked up!

Nigga 1: Yo nigga.. go take a shit cuz i wanna get high!

Nigga 2: Wut? u trippin homie..

Nigga 1: Dude just watch me wiff this jenkum!
watch this nigga pass out!!

jenkum by BCoo7 December 15, 2007

jenkum

defecation which is used as an inhalant to get intoxicated

I used up a whole jar of jenkum last night, man did I get wasted

jenkum by Dj $tress August 25, 2009

Related Words

jenkum • jenkem • jankums • jenkam • Jenum • Jekum • Jekumusic • Jencum • jenkem bombing • Jenkem Gangster

Jenkum

The act of putting your shit in a jar, letting it ferment for a year then opening it and getting stoned ass high off the fumes.

Person 1: dude i just did my yearly Jenkum!

Person 2: lucky bastard, mines still fermenting!

Jenkum by GooningEnthusiast June 5, 2024

Keg Jenkem

When you huff the gas mixture out of a keg to get a nice head rush. Est. 2010 Rowan

Rick was drunk and the keg was empty so he pressed the top for a hit of keg jenkem.

Keg Jenkem by Rick the Brick October 17, 2010

Jerkumcision

when the dermis of the foreskin is rubbed painfully raw due to jerking off too much or without enough lubrication.

The shower hurt like hell after another unfortunate pornhub-induced jerkumcision. Took 3 days before I could use soap again.

Jerkumcision by BoobsMcGee October 21, 2012

sinker jenkem

Low grade jenkem. Jenkem conconced from sinking turds.

I can't believe I bought a batch of sinker jenkem. I'm going back to that retirement home and shooting the janitor that sold it to me.

sinker jenkem by big cu December 12, 2007

Camal Jenkem

Camal jenkem was invented by Dan and John jr of nextgenwalkthroughs and wikigameguides. It is a drug used mostly in Colorado and the Middle East, it is made with the urine and feces of camals, and left to ferment in a jar. Camal jenkem turns 90% of people into ri-tards, but 10 % of camal jenkem users recieve super powers.

Chad regularly inhales camal jenkem and now hes a ri-tard.

Camal Jenkem by The_Ladder_Goat October 21, 2010

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026