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Jegumi
Omg those friends are so cute! They are definitely Jegumi
Are you sure they are just friends? They seem like Jegumi!
Are you sure they are just friends? They seem like Jegumi!
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Jekum • Jekumusic • jenkum • jesum • Jenum • jakum • Jakumalala • Jeguma • Jegumi • jehumbalabumdrum
Jerkumcision
when the dermis of the foreskin is rubbed painfully raw due to jerking off too much or without enough lubrication.
The shower hurt like hell after another unfortunate pornhub-induced jerkumcision. Took 3 days before I could use soap again.
Jerkumcision by BoobsMcGee October 21, 2012
Jesum Crow!
Jesum Crow! by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 25, 2008
jenkum
The new way too get high these days.. Take a crap.. and then take ur crap and put it in a bottle.. piss in the bottle and shakes it up.. then put a balloon over the opening of the bottle and sit it out for a day or so.. gases will fill the balloon.. then inhale the gases and get fucked up!
jerumpkin
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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