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A term of endearment given by bliksem to mean life long friends or soul mates because they shared their deepest darkest secrets on a cliff where three men upto no good threatened her safety
you have my heart and soul jenum ... and i make my jenum's tummy jump X
Jenum by louise July 28, 2004
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A pair of denim leggings. They are usually stretchy and are often mistaken for real jeans. Very tight. Very close fitting.
Damnnnnnnnn those Jenums make Veroogli look hellllla bootylicious
Jenum by NOOGLIE12 November 11, 2009
Related Words
Jenum jenus Jenushan jenkum Jenmas jenuine jenussy jesum jenim jenmish
A term of endearment in farsi ( dari). The way one feels about the love of their life. Their other half. The immense care and love one feels towards their soul mate.
Oh janum I love you!

Oh janum I love your buttery lips! sluerp sluerp sluerp
Janum by luckiestmanindaworldMSB February 4, 2010
a very cute ship. involves jennifer and jimin they both have a crush on each other. jen is jennifer and im is jimin. there has been 8 parodies made about their ship. they are equally smart (jennifers probably smarter than him). they are very cute, love each other and a match made in heaven.
oh wow jenim is the best ship
jenim is so cute
oh look jenims playing fire boy and water girl
jenim by jenimsfriend September 1, 2018
A good ship name you call ships
Omg those friends are so cute! They are definitely Jegumi
Are you sure they are just friends? They seem like Jegumi!
Jegumi by cas . 🥟 December 19, 2022

Jesum Crow! 

A bastardization of the exclamation "Jesus Christ!" but less vulgar.
Jesum Crow! I dropped one of my diamonds in the macaroni!

Jenemies 

Jenemies are everywhere
Jenemies by asyoules October 9, 2015
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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