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a disgusting drug made of shit where you ferment it by putting a ballon on top of the bottle and wait a few hours or days. then you inhale it and you can see dead people and get high. its also called butthash
Guy1: want some jenkam?
Guy2: do i look retarded to you? i aint sniffing no shit
jenkam by ggshfshdfs December 15, 2007
An inhaled intoxicant made from fermented piss and shit.
After inhaling jenkam, Shequan had the taste of shit in his mouth for a week.
jenkam by Bill from Nola December 11, 2007
Related Words

Keg Jenkem 

When you huff the gas mixture out of a keg to get a nice head rush. Est. 2010 Rowan
Rick was drunk and the keg was empty so he pressed the top for a hit of keg jenkem.
Keg Jenkem by Rick the Brick October 17, 2010

jenkasaurus 

HLN and Trutv reporter Jean Casarez when her name is said by red-faced clown Nancy Grace.
"And now out to Jenkasaurus, reporter for In Session on Trutv".
One who paints their face brown and huffs jenkem everyday and listens to jenk music
Theo: I wish I could meet the original Jenkallo.

Ryan: Me too...maybe one day.
Jenkallo by Austinkthx October 7, 2008

sinker jenkem

Low grade jenkem. Jenkem conconced from sinking turds.
I can't believe I bought a batch of sinker jenkem. I'm going back to that retirement home and shooting the janitor that sold it to me.
sinker jenkem by big cu December 12, 2007

Camal Jenkem 

Camal jenkem was invented by Dan and John jr of nextgenwalkthroughs and wikigameguides. It is a drug used mostly in Colorado and the Middle East, it is made with the urine and feces of camals, and left to ferment in a jar. Camal jenkem turns 90% of people into ri-tards, but 10 % of camal jenkem users recieve super powers.
Chad regularly inhales camal jenkem and now hes a ri-tard.
Camal Jenkem by The_Ladder_Goat October 21, 2010
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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