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Jenette:) 

Jenette is an amazing friend, she will always be there for you if you need help she will help you with anything , she beautiful and kind when you first see Jenette she might look scary because she has a rbf but she actually a sweetheart, she gives the best advice I couldn’t ask for a better friend to have, she brings the joy in my life she a rebel she loves to vape but she isn’t a fein , she does love her puff bars tho . But In conclusion she an amazing friend she will do anything for them I mean anything she will fight someone for you . And one last thing don’t ever talk shit about Jenette’s friends or family because she will fight you no matter what and she always on her phone watching TikTok and she obsessed with dancing the mop “I get the party lit outside “ she loves that dance so if you like Jenette play that song and she will love you forever.
And one last thing don’t ever I mean DONT ever take away Jenette’s phone because she will BITE YOURE ARM OFF AND RIP YOURE HEAD OFF LIKE RILEY DID:)
Jenette:)- I get the party lit outside mop mop

Girl1 - can I see your phone

Jenette-:) NOOOO 😡
Girl2- WHY NOT

Jenette:)- IM GOING TO EAT YOU ALIVE
Jenette:) by Joyleen:) March 30, 2020
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Is a gorgeous person, when she walks into the room everyone stops and stares at her. Great sense of style and can turn on any man, woman, or child with her combination of butt, boobs, and eyes.
Scene everyone is at a volleyball game, a girl enters, the game stops, audience turns their head and everyone gasp in aw of Jenette's beauty, especially Ryan.
Jenette by shimmychong May 3, 2011
All I gotta say is that Jenette is a good friend but she will leave you for some white people and FaceTime them instead of you . And she will move in with them , when they leave high school 😔👊🏽
Jenette- I have to go back the FaceTime

Nikole- leave me to go face time your white friends
Jenette by Joyleen:) April 1, 2020
The greatest term to be applied to someone who is known as a waitress/maid who cleans and tends to needs well.

When a jenette picks up a mop, she sparkles the floor efficiently and makes the whole room lighten up!
WOW! she left the plates spotless,must be a jenette!
jenette by fartssmellyummy February 11, 2010

Jenette McCurdy 

Co-star in the Nick show iCarly, should be the main actress but Miranda Cosgrove decided to be a bitch and take the position from her. Jenette is also a singer, and what differs from Miranda Cosgrove is that she doesn't need voice enhancement to make her voice sonud nice.
"Miranda Cosgrove is coming to the studio today"
"F***!! The voice enhancement machines are broken!!!"
"Why can't we get Jenette McCurdy???"
"Yeah, she should totally be the lead in iCarly and not the whiny bitch."
Jenette McCurdy by FredIsARubberDuck February 19, 2010

JENETTE AND NIKOLEEEEEE

DONT EVER PUT JENETTE AND NIKOLEEEEEE IN THE SAME ROOM BECAUSE THEIR CRACKHEADS AND THEY HAVE A WEIRD INSIDE JOKE ABOUT THE KKK
Girl1- JENETTE AND NIKOLEEEEEE are weird but also crazy

Boy2- tell me about it

JENETTE & NIKOLE 

ALL IM GOING TO SAY IS NEVER LET JENETTE AND NIKOLE ROAM ALONE TOGETHER. THEY WILL DESTROY THE PLACE. THEY ARE CRACKHEADS THEY WILL GO AROUND SAYING KKK AND THEY WILL PRASIE THEM...SO BE SAFE.
no one:

no body:

JENETTE & NIKOLE : KKK !!!!
JENETTE & NIKOLE by hazelnuts March 30, 2020
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