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Jelqjitsu 

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A practice of jelqing to such a degree that it would rival the dedication of shaolin monk. A man who has mastered Jelqjitsu is not one to be trifled with. He will beat you in overall length and his prowess in gooning will leave you in disbelief as to how one could jelq and goon with such vigor and enthusiasm.
I am sensei goon master of Jelqjitsu
Jelqjitsu by Alpine1205 December 29, 2024
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jewjitsu 

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The kung fu art practiced by those of jewish decent. Typically it involves throwing stars of david.
Hey Barry Goldstein is a black belt in jewjitsu, don't mess with him.
jewjitsu by dannyfisch December 20, 2007
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Jelqjitsu • Jewjitsu'd • Jew-Jitsu • Jew-Jit-Sue

jewjitsu 

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Very important jujitsu in the game Neratu b19 on the platform roblox *i'm serious this isn't a joke this is a jujutsi*
guy 1: bro i just got the jewjitsu
guy 2: cool bro i'm still levelin up for that christanitsu
thanks bro
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jewjitsu 

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The art of defening against an onslaught of Jewish civillians with a crushing blow.
One day a jewish doctor attempted to seize a bank. Fortunately, he was sent into a daze after he was attacked by an expert of jewjitsu.
jewjitsu by Malcolm Turntable June 18, 2009

Jewjitsu 

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The art of finding jews in hidden locations
(Adold Hitler) Hey, I'm practicing Jewjitsu
(Joseph Stalin) That's very poggers
Jewjitsu by ThisIsAJokeBruv949 April 30, 2021
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Jewjitsu 

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Jewjitsu : a martial art style that is extremely effective against the jewish community
Bro hitler was the first master of jewjitsu with over 6million confirmed kills
Jewjitsu by Jewjitsuconesuer February 3, 2021

Jewjitsu'd 

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To get robbed, ripped off, or to be financially taken advantage of. A variation of getting Jewed usually referred to if done by force but can also be used if someone outsmarts or hustles you.
Shmuck1: Dude Sally Schwartzanucker totally jewjitsu'd me!
Shmuck2: How So?
Shmuck1: she told me she would sell me an amazon firestick for only twenty bucks so I sent her the guap and she literally send me a stick from the amazon that was on fire!
Shmuck2: Wow she's clever while still being honest, that's a rarity these days, lemme get her digits
Shmuck1: I called her to try and get my money back but the numbers disconnected.
Jewjitsu'd by NoBull ServeAnt June 13, 2018
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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir

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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

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In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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Whale 

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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Concrete cowboy 

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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024
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hobo loko

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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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