Jelqjitsu

A practice of jelqing to such a degree that it would rival the dedication of shaolin monk. A man who has mastered Jelqjitsu is not one to be trifled with. He will beat you in overall length and his prowess in gooning will leave you in disbelief as to how one could jelq and goon with such vigor and enthusiasm.

I am sensei goon master of Jelqjitsu

by Alpine1205 December 29, 2024

jewjitsu

The kung fu art practiced by those of jewish decent. Typically it involves throwing stars of david.

Hey Barry Goldstein is a black belt in jewjitsu, don't mess with him.

by dannyfisch December 20, 2007

jewjitsu

Very important jujitsu in the game Neratu b19 on the platform roblox *i'm serious this isn't a joke this is a jujutsi*

guy 1: bro i just got the jewjitsu
guy 2: cool bro i'm still levelin up for that christanitsu
thanks bro

by Dont use your real name bro October 27, 2018

jewjitsu

The art of defening against an onslaught of Jewish civillians with a crushing blow.

One day a jewish doctor attempted to seize a bank. Fortunately, he was sent into a daze after he was attacked by an expert of jewjitsu.

by Malcolm Turntable June 18, 2009

Jewjitsu

The art of finding jews in hidden locations

(Adold Hitler) Hey, I'm practicing Jewjitsu
(Joseph Stalin) That's very poggers

by ThisIsAJokeBruv949 April 30, 2021

Jewjitsu

Jewjitsu : a martial art style that is extremely effective against the jewish community

Bro hitler was the first master of jewjitsu with over 6million confirmed kills

by Jewjitsuconesuer February 3, 2021

Jewjitsu'd

To get robbed, ripped off, or to be financially taken advantage of. A variation of getting Jewed usually referred to if done by force but can also be used if someone outsmarts or hustles you.

Shmuck1: Dude Sally Schwartzanucker totally jewjitsu'd me!
Shmuck2: How So?
Shmuck1: she told me she would sell me an amazon firestick for only twenty bucks so I sent her the guap and she literally send me a stick from the amazon that was on fire!
Shmuck2: Wow she's clever while still being honest, that's a rarity these days, lemme get her digits
Shmuck1: I called her to try and get my money back but the numbers disconnected.

by NoBull ServeAnt June 13, 2018