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How unintelligent people who think they are better than someone spells "jealous".
Danny is so jelouse of my work!
jelouse by ttsse February 5, 2013
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the feeling when you really want to play nerf gun wars, because everybody else is doing it.
person 1: "whoah! epic game of nerf gun wars!"
person 2: "man im jelouse"
jelouse by takethatsmartypants July 16, 2010
The sexiest and the hottest being in the IMVU world.
JALOUSE the hottest babe.
JALOUSE by Solaire August 5, 2007

Jeloseum 

Jeloseum is a jar of Gelatin Air Freshener that takes the smell of what you imagine, jeloseum works in precisely 3.09 seconds. To make Jeloseum smell like the aroma you want it to you simply have to imagine the smell you want before you open the jar. You can make Jeloseum smell like spring grass to that meal you had last Tuesday that was absolutely glorious and you want to regurgitate over and over again. ⚠️(Please verify this)⚠️
Salesman: sir are interested is Jeloseum?

Customer:what is Jeloseum?

Salesman:Jeloseum! The only Gelatin-Air-Freshening-Fresh-Fishing-Freffenreffer-Hossenfeffer-Hassel-Hoffin-Fiffle-Coffin-Fiffly-Foffin-Beeble-Bee-bopping-Beetle-Enzyme-Aroma-Goodness brand that prevents you smellin' like a rotten cat in a tater sack!

Customer:I’ll take every jar you have.
Jeloseum by LilEdgySinBin April 24, 2019
A person who is very Embarrassed but also aware of his/hers mistakes (Grammar for example)
Person A: That man is very Jelous.
Person B: What makes you think that?
Person A: He spelled Jealous wrong.
Jelous by KBPv's Homeowner February 5, 2022

Jealouserk 

A sexy ass kid, male, fun to talk to, amazingly attractive, great to hang out with, makes people laughh, amazing kisser, who is a jerk in regards to his actions and comments, however, he is only a jerk due to jealousy of the situation.
-So I'm going to lay down in the chair on the beach at the sunset, sip my favorite champagne and smoke the best weed joint ever.
- wow i wish i was like you
- Jealouserk!

Jeloseum 

Jeloseum gelatin air freshenin' fresh-fishin' freffenriffer hossenfeffer hasselhoffin' fifflecoffin' fifflyfoffin' beeble-beboppin' beatle enzyme aroma goodness brand.
Hi I’m kkirigia40 and I’m here to talk to you about Jeloseum gelatin air freshenin' fresh-fishin' freffenriffer hossenfeffer hasselhoffin' fifflecoffin' fifflyfoffin' beeble-beboppin' beatle enzyme aroma goodness brand the only air freshener that works in precisely 3.09 seconds and the only air freshener that stops u from smelling like a rotten cat in a potato sack it can smell like anything from spring grass to the meal you had last Tuesday that smelt absolutely fucking glorious that you wish you could regurgitate and eat a second Time it can even smell like ass if your generally into fucking ass.
Jeloseum by Kkirigia40 November 11, 2019
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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