jelouse

How unintelligent people who think they are better than someone spells "jealous".

Danny is so jelouse of my work!

by ttsse February 5, 2013

jelouse

the feeling when you really want to play nerf gun wars, because everybody else is doing it.

person 1: "whoah! epic game of nerf gun wars!"
person 2: "man im jelouse"

by takethatsmartypants July 16, 2010

JALOUSE

The sexiest and the hottest being in the IMVU world.

JALOUSE the hottest babe.

by Solaire August 5, 2007

Jeloseum

Jeloseum is a jar of Gelatin Air Freshener that takes the smell of what you imagine, jeloseum works in precisely 3.09 seconds. To make Jeloseum smell like the aroma you want it to you simply have to imagine the smell you want before you open the jar. You can make Jeloseum smell like spring grass to that meal you had last Tuesday that was absolutely glorious and you want to regurgitate over and over again. ⚠️(Please verify this)⚠️

Salesman: sir are interested is Jeloseum?

Customer:what is Jeloseum?

Salesman:Jeloseum! The only Gelatin-Air-Freshening-Fresh-Fishing-Freffenreffer-Hossenfeffer-Hassel-Hoffin-Fiffle-Coffin-Fiffly-Foffin-Beeble-Bee-bopping-Beetle-Enzyme-Aroma-Goodness brand that prevents you smellin' like a rotten cat in a tater sack!

Customer:I’ll take every jar you have.

by LilEdgySinBin April 24, 2019

Jelous

A person who is very Embarrassed but also aware of his/hers mistakes (Grammar for example)

Person A: That man is very Jelous.
Person B: What makes you think that?
Person A: He spelled Jealous wrong.

by KBPv's Homeowner February 5, 2022

Jealouserk

A sexy ass kid, male, fun to talk to, amazingly attractive, great to hang out with, makes people laughh, amazing kisser, who is a jerk in regards to his actions and comments, however, he is only a jerk due to jealousy of the situation.

-So I'm going to lay down in the chair on the beach at the sunset, sip my favorite champagne and smoke the best weed joint ever.
- wow i wish i was like you
- Jealouserk!

by Rafal and Kristina March 5, 2010

Jeloseum

Jeloseum gelatin air freshenin' fresh-fishin' freffenriffer hossenfeffer hasselhoffin' fifflecoffin' fifflyfoffin' beeble-beboppin' beatle enzyme aroma goodness brand.

Hi I’m kkirigia40 and I’m here to talk to you about Jeloseum gelatin air freshenin' fresh-fishin' freffenriffer hossenfeffer hasselhoffin' fifflecoffin' fifflyfoffin' beeble-beboppin' beatle enzyme aroma goodness brand the only air freshener that works in precisely 3.09 seconds and the only air freshener that stops u from smelling like a rotten cat in a potato sack it can smell like anything from spring grass to the meal you had last Tuesday that smelt absolutely fucking glorious that you wish you could regurgitate and eat a second Time it can even smell like ass if your generally into fucking ass.

by Kkirigia40 November 11, 2019