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Jelly Mouth 

When you have vigorous oral sex with your girlfriend immediately after she comes done at the dentist and is all mouth numbed from Novocain. Reduction in her gag response allows for more gratifying deep throat action and she cannot easily identify your point of orgasm so you can easily throat one down.
I’ll be late today. I’m taking Rachel to the dentist. She can’t go alone? She can but I’m working that jelly mouth as soon as she’s in the car. Ain’t missing that brooohhh.
Jelly Mouth by Eaton Holgoode February 5, 2018
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Jelly of the Month Club 

A midwestern way of saying: Christmas Bonus, without coming across as pompous or fortunate to receive one.
My Jelly of the Month Club came in the mail, let's go to Chili's tonight.
Jelly of the Month Club by aposii December 16, 2022

Jelly of the month club 

A gift that keeps on giving for a whole year!!! It’s an affordable bonus for employees when the company has financial issues.
“It’s a one year subscription to the jelly of the month club!!!”
Jelly of the month club by EG FRESH December 24, 2021

Mother Of Jolly Ranchers 

The original female jolly rancher that was created by God that screwed the other original MALE jolly rancher to reproduce.
“Oh my mother of jolly ranchers, shut up Kallee!”
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026