Jelly Dog

The sexual act of when your female partner is on her period so she uses her period blood as lube to then give you a handjob.

"So did you crush that chick last night?"

"Naw man, I couldn't she was on her period."

"Aww shit that sucks hahaha."

"Yeah but she still gave me a jelly dog."

"Aww come one man thats gross hahaha."

by 24arod24 September 25, 2011

jelly dog

A slang term for having vaginal penetration with a female on the rag.

While sinking his wiener into Pam, Jim realized he goofed and had a jelly dog on his hands.

by WishIWasAMexican March 3, 2011

dog meat jelly

an insult of or meaning vagina in the most insulting way possible.

That dog meat jelly is such a bitch.
OHHH, CHECK OUT THAT HOT DOG MEAT JELLY OVER THERE!

by kl & sv July 25, 2006

PB& Jelly Jerry Doggie Sandwhich

Jerry making a pb&j sandwhich

(RaFeStoner_420) aka jerry making a PB& Jelly Jerry Doggie Sandwhich for breakfast

by Bot_Ops June 19, 2019

jellydog

a hot dog that loves dorime, cheese and secks hi

i wanna secks jellydog, im feeling so jellydogged, your mama smells like jellydog

by jellydogfan69andhusband June 15, 2021

Jellydog

The act of floating in a body of water and relaxing. Typically, with friends and a cold beverage in hand. plural: Jellydogs. Also referred to as Jellydog'n

They decided to stop the boat and jellydog for a while. They were all jellydog'n on the Fourth of July.

by Papsky August 13, 2025

Green Jello with Hot Dogs

The most delectable treat you can make in Merica’. Seriously, this shit is delicious. Crack open a yard beer of your choice, smear some mustard on your white tank top and enjoy!!

Hay Hank, you making that green jello with hot dogs entree? Fuck yes I am, same shit we had at my sisters wedding. Coincidentally, my wife.

by Greenjellowithhotdogs May 8, 2021