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A nicer way of saying that someone is jelous. Often used to lighten the mood.

Slang for jealous.

a fun way of saying ur jealous [:
which sounds nicer?

"omg, don't be so jealous all the time!"
or
"omg, dont be so jell-o all the time!"

"omg i love your shirt! im soo jell-o right now..."
Urban Dictionary Merch
A character from the 2005 film "Date Movie". Likely a parody of J-lo from "The Wedding Planner", this voluptuous female has an extremely-massive-but-just-big-enough-to-be-believeably huge ass, accidentally knocks over various objects with it, and performs a dance for the main couple in the movie. Likely the wet dream of many lovers of the large, round rear. Proof that there is no such thing as "too much booty in da pants", it is impossible to think outside her buns.
random dude #1: Man, I'd like to have Jell-o sit on my face and fart, then do her!

random dude #2: Dude, wtf?
Jell-o by xiLoveJellox October 30, 2011
Dude, there's no need to be Jell-O cuz I lust after Brad Pitt. You know you're my one and only!
Jell-O by Beesmusings February 27, 2008
"Get off the couch and quit jell-oin' your life away."

"Yeah man I saw them steal the car but I decided to jell-o the moment."
jell-o by eelwax jesus February 25, 2014

Jell-O-lingus

The art of orally making sweet love to a Jell-O shot. The Jell-O must be removed ONLY by the tongue and the cup/container cannot be crushed. The goal is to take the Jell-O shot and leave the cup clean and satisfied.
Don is an expert at Jell-O-lingus, leaving the cups in like-new condition.
Jell-O-lingus by Jell-O Dude February 16, 2015

Jell-O shotting 

When your partner tries to give you a blow job but you can’t get hard.
I gave Fernando a blow job but he couldn’t get hard so, I ended up jell-O shotting him.
Jell-O shotting by Hogo duh pogo August 22, 2019

Jell-O Pudding Poop 

When you have soft stool and every time you wipe a little more squeezes out, requiring yet another wipe.

Similar to Crayola Shit, only there’s more soft pudding-like poop with each wipe instead of just brown streaks.
I used a whole roll of toilet paper because I was having Jell-O Pudding Poops and it just wouldn’t end.
Jell-O Pudding Poop by jubbajubba October 7, 2021
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