Jelks

If you can’t cuss jelks makes up for sh*t and f*ck. or just something to say when you mess up.

Vashawn spilled coffee on his phone, jelks.

by Supergalacticpee May 13, 2021

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jelks wind

A made up word that will and leaks made up that is for “religious reasons.”

Yo that’s pretty jelks wind!

by That_ one _guy July 21, 2020

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I just don't understand why women are supposedly so critical of jerkson size. All sizes do the same job, so why can't they be satisfied with what they get?? The guy puts it in, thrusts it around a bit for a time, the jerkson eventually sneezes and the woman eventually gets satisfied and VIOLA! Seriously. And, no, I don't know what the women have to say about it from their perspective since I don't talk with any. Should I care??

by antpharm March 6, 2009

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jerkstore

1) a fictitious retailer that sells "jerks." 2) a line that one imagines to be the perfect comeback

1) REILLY: The ocean called. They're running outta shrimp.

GEORGE: Oh yeah, Reilly? Well, the jerkstore called. They're running outta you.

REILLY: What's the difference? You're their all-time best
seller!

2)GEORGE: Don't you understand? It's not about him. To have a line as perfect as "jerkstore" and to never use it. I, I couldn't live with myself.

ELAINE: See, there are no jerkstores. It..it's just a little confusing, is all.

GEORGE: It's smart. It's a smart line, and a smart crowd will appreciate it. And, I'm not gonna dumb it down for some bonehead mass audience!

by Frank Booth June 16, 2006

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Jeloseum

Jeloseum is a jar of Gelatin Air Freshener that takes the smell of what you imagine, jeloseum works in precisely 3.09 seconds. To make Jeloseum smell like the aroma you want it to you simply have to imagine the smell you want before you open the jar. You can make Jeloseum smell like spring grass to that meal you had last Tuesday that was absolutely glorious and you want to regurgitate over and over again. ⚠️(Please verify this)⚠️

Salesman: sir are interested is Jeloseum?

Customer:what is Jeloseum?

Salesman:Jeloseum! The only Gelatin-Air-Freshening-Fresh-Fishing-Freffenreffer-Hossenfeffer-Hassel-Hoffin-Fiffle-Coffin-Fiffly-Foffin-Beeble-Bee-bopping-Beetle-Enzyme-Aroma-Goodness brand that prevents you smellin' like a rotten cat in a tater sack!

Customer:I’ll take every jar you have.

by LilEdgySinBin April 24, 2019

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Jerksterbate

To masturbate vigorously.

#1 The retard went to the corner of the classroom and started jerksterbating.

#2 The man jerksterbated all over the woman's face because she would not make him a sandwich.

#3

Joe: "Brandon are you jerksterbating?"
Brandon: "no i umm... im just uhh"
Joe: "better fucking not be"

by cr7mercurial March 18, 2010

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