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Jeloseum
Jeloseum is a jar of Gelatin Air Freshener that takes the smell of what you imagine, jeloseum works in precisely 3.09 seconds. To make Jeloseum smell like the aroma you want it to you simply have to imagine the smell you want before you open the jar. You can make Jeloseum smell like spring grass to that meal you had last Tuesday that was absolutely glorious and you want to regurgitate over and over again. ⚠️(Please verify this)⚠️
Salesman: sir are interested is Jeloseum?
Customer:what is Jeloseum?
Salesman:Jeloseum! The only Gelatin-Air-Freshening-Fresh-Fishing-Freffenreffer-Hossenfeffer-Hassel-Hoffin-Fiffle-Coffin-Fiffly-Foffin-Beeble-Bee-bopping-Beetle-Enzyme-Aroma-Goodness brand that prevents you smellin' like a rotten cat in a tater sack!
Customer:I’ll take every jar you have.
Customer:what is Jeloseum?
Salesman:Jeloseum! The only Gelatin-Air-Freshening-Fresh-Fishing-Freffenreffer-Hossenfeffer-Hassel-Hoffin-Fiffle-Coffin-Fiffly-Foffin-Beeble-Bee-bopping-Beetle-Enzyme-Aroma-Goodness brand that prevents you smellin' like a rotten cat in a tater sack!
Customer:I’ll take every jar you have.
Jeloseum by LilEdgySinBin April 24, 2019
Related Words
Jelios • jeliosity • Jelissa • Jelisaveta • Jelisavka • jelious • Jelise • Jelisabeth • Jeloseum • jelicos
Jelissa
A really awesome girl that people love to be around, chill, fun, goofy, but also a beautiful person on the inside and out
Jelissa is my best friend
Jelissa by je veux sucer votre saucisse. March 18, 2011
Jelisa
Jelisa is a really cool and beautiful girl. Everyone wants to be friends with her because she is funny and a great person. Jelisa is also very attractive and lots people want to date.
Jelissa
Jelissa is a perfect girl. Known for her awesome personality and how compassionate she is towards their crush. She's gorgeous and funny. She gives great hugs and is a good kisser. They are perfect
Jelissa by YouKnowWhoIAm...Jelissa January 27, 2015
Jelise
The most special girl to ever set your eyes on. She’s amazing at singing and loves to help others. Her style is on point and she’s always singing and humming a tune. The prettiest girl you’ll ever meet and when you see her you’ll never forget about her.
Jelise by No heck in way February 15, 2022
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