Jehav

The highest example of sexiness & pwnage

"See Steve over there?! He's so Jehav!"

by Jacob Traeger June 30, 2008

Jehovah's Fitness

What those bible pimps get from walking around all day and knocking on unanswered doors.

Peter and Gordon were deep in their Church pilgrimage to convert people. They were full of energy because of their Jehovah's Fitness.

by will bitten September 14, 2017

Jehanne

Jehanne. A fine, illustrious being with immense power. Jehanne's are known for their 'unique' thinking and 'talent'. Jehanne's can make anybody laugh. They're extreme comedians who cherish unicorns. Everybody wants to be a Jehanne. Jehanne's are very keen and are not befriended easily. They are very rare and only the best of the best will witness how great a friend a Jehanne can be. The one thing you should never do is become her arch nemesis. Once they find an enemy there is no end to the terror they bring... Never. ..

Never fear, Jehanne is here.

by A113 December 26, 2016

Go Jehovah on his ass

When you join a religion because your child hates you on every holiday because it doesn't meet some crazy expectation.

Parent 1: Ben went totally crazy this Easter because he didn't get that race track.

Parent 2: It's time to go Jehovah on his ass. No more fucking holidays ever!

by bbone22 September 7, 2012

Jehan

A bright, beautiful and strong women , she never lets anyone mess with the people she cares about and she will always be laughing no matter what. She is also stubborn, indecisive and ridiculous and she is always stressed, she has so many layers to her but it’s what makes her so wonderful and joyous to be around, she’s smart, silly and kind, whenever your around her you’ll never want to leave and she will make you laugh until you can’t breathe, not only is she sweet and kind but she is also tough and brave and won’t back down to anyone. She is emotional but very sensible and although she might seem tough after having heard something rude said about her she will definitely start thinking about it a second later. She takes time to open up and she never fully trusts anyone so she’d rather just listen to them talking about there problems, she will always give good advice to the people she loves. There are not enough words in the dictionary to describe “jehan”.

Person 1: jehan won’t stop laughing

Person 2: obviously it’s her

by Lolrrr23455&&@ May 10, 2021

Big Jehovah riders

Someone who's obsessed with Jehovah witness warrior self-proclaimed I know he's going to ride with big Jehovah riders

You will ride with big Jehovah riders

by Pee-wee Jones May 22, 2019

Jenavie

Jenavie is a different way to spell Genavive a French name of a French hero, Jenavie is a name for a heroic, kind, Beautiful,Loving, perfect person if you find someone named Jenavie you're lucky because the spelling is very rare!

"Jenavie is practically perfect!"
"We need more people like Jenavie!"

by Simply._.Basic February 22, 2018