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"See Steve over there?! He's so Jehav!"
Jehav by Jacob Traeger June 30, 2008
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Jehovah's Fitness 

What those bible pimps get from walking around all day and knocking on unanswered doors.
Peter and Gordon were deep in their Church pilgrimage to convert people. They were full of energy because of their Jehovah's Fitness.
Jehovah's Fitness by will bitten September 14, 2017
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Jehanne. A fine, illustrious being with immense power. Jehanne's are known for their 'unique' thinking and 'talent'. Jehanne's can make anybody laugh. They're extreme comedians who cherish unicorns. Everybody wants to be a Jehanne. Jehanne's are very keen and are not befriended easily. They are very rare and only the best of the best will witness how great a friend a Jehanne can be. The one thing you should never do is become her arch nemesis. Once they find an enemy there is no end to the terror they bring... Never. ..
Never fear, Jehanne is here.
Jehanne by A113 December 26, 2016

Go Jehovah on his ass

When you join a religion because your child hates you on every holiday because it doesn't meet some crazy expectation.
Parent 1: Ben went totally crazy this Easter because he didn't get that race track.

Parent 2: It's time to go Jehovah on his ass. No more fucking holidays ever!
Go Jehovah on his ass by bbone22 September 7, 2012
A bright, beautiful and strong women , she never lets anyone mess with the people she cares about and she will always be laughing no matter what. She is also stubborn, indecisive and ridiculous and she is always stressed, she has so many layers to her but it’s what makes her so wonderful and joyous to be around, she’s smart, silly and kind, whenever your around her you’ll never want to leave and she will make you laugh until you can’t breathe, not only is she sweet and kind but she is also tough and brave and won’t back down to anyone. She is emotional but very sensible and although she might seem tough after having heard something rude said about her she will definitely start thinking about it a second later. She takes time to open up and she never fully trusts anyone so she’d rather just listen to them talking about there problems, she will always give good advice to the people she loves. There are not enough words in the dictionary to describe “jehan”.
Person 1: jehan won’t stop laughing

Person 2: obviously it’s her
Jehan by Lolrrr23455&&@ May 10, 2021

Big Jehovah riders 

Someone who's obsessed with Jehovah witness warrior self-proclaimed I know he's going to ride with big Jehovah riders
You will ride with big Jehovah riders
Jenavie is a different way to spell Genavive a French name of a French hero, Jenavie is a name for a heroic, kind, Beautiful,Loving, perfect person if you find someone named Jenavie you're lucky because the spelling is very rare!
"Jenavie is practically perfect!"
"We need more people like Jenavie!"
Jenavie by Simply._.Basic February 22, 2018
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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