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Jeffery's Law 

When a good pull in The Omega Protocol (Ultimate) happens, it is impossible for a party consisting of the same players to not wipe to Looper and/or Pantokrator in phase 1 of The Omega Protocol (Ultimate) immediately after
person 1: Dude.... I can't believe we wiped to panto after that p6 pull.

person 2: That's Jeffery's Law for you man, it has to happen
Jeffery's Law by Noepng April 12, 2024

Jeffrey's Droplet 

When a hypothetical object containing water condenses to its liquid form and falls from the sky, causing a long high wave.
Could a Jeffrey's droplet title a city?

Jeffery Surfer Boi 

A hawt boi that has amazing abs. He has great hair, and loves to surf. HE IS A PRO SURFER. A Jeffery boi loves to throw jellyfish at his friends. All the girls are attracted to a Jeffery Surfer Boi. He loves Cheerios. Jeffery Surfer Boi is very tan with dirty blond hair.
Jeffery Surfer Boi is over there.”
“Yah, he is surfing.”
“He is so hot!”

Hudson Jefferey's 

Jeffery Hudson was a court dwarf of the English queen Henrietta Maria of France. He was famous as the "Queen's dwarf" and "Lord Minimus", and was considered one of the "wonders of the age" because of his extreme but well-proportioned smallness.
Hudson Jefferey's ate a roma tomato instead of a normal tomato.

smoking a jeffery 

sprinkle cocaine on weed and then smoke it
Me and Dom finna go smoking a Jeffery at the park.

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SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlappel Arnold Jeffery Jacob Eustace Charles Blaine Harold Fredrickson James Carlson V̅I̅CMLXIX (schmaggledagglemcsplappelrlappel ˈaarnəld ˈjhfəri ˈjhkəb ˈystəs ʧɑrlz bleɪn ˈhhrəld ˈfrdrɪksən ʤeɪmz ˈkrlsən cmlxix) is the cousin of Quanfrazzle RazzMaTazz Dingleberry.

SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlappel, born in 1799, is the last living person born in the 18th century, but he is not immortal. He currently suffers from every known disease on earth. He is blind in both eyes and deaf in both ears, and is paralyzed from the ears down.
Person 1: Yo whos the new guy at that robbed McDonalds

Person 2: Oh yeah it was SchmaggledaggleMcSplappelRlappel Arnold Jeffery Jacob Eustace Charles Blaine Harold Fredrickson James Carlson V̅I̅CMLXIX