JeffErwin 

Liquid found around the tip of a penis after removed from his Mom. Evidence from anal with his dad can be considered the same

I have to see a doctor, I have JeffErwin dripping from my penis

JeffErwin by TowerDawg9845 December 3, 2017

Jefferson Wingy

The man, the myth, the Cleveland Metropolitan Area Legend. Major supporter of all things cannabis and proponent and supporter of Chief Wahoo.

Man, Jefferson Wingy knows everything there is to know about smoking trees and Bob Feller.

Jefferson Wingy by FartingBeer April 8, 2021

jefferine 

An noun representing a respected human being found in urban to suburban environments known for spending more hours studying at home than the hours spend in school, hanging out, and sleeping combined. Typically, a jefferine would be dissatisfied with a 99% because he or she believes that the amount of time put into studying should correspond to a 100%.

A: Why does John always rush home right after school?
B: Haven't you heard? He's a jefferine; according to my arithmetic, 7 hours of school and 5 hours of sleeping amount to 12 hours, so he has to spend the remaining 12 hours studying.

jefferine by mrexotic September 5, 2012

Thomas Jefferson 

Basically a guy who had a lot of beef with Alexander Hamilton.

teacher: "Thomas Jefferson was a cocky son of a bitch"

me: "oh trust me, I know."

Thomas Jefferson by hamiltonlafayettemulligan August 11, 2017

Thomas Jefferson High School

Home of 90 percent of Washington's Asian population

"Have you ever been to Asia?"
"No but I've been to Thomas Jefferson high school in WA if that counts."

Thomas Jefferson High School by rfbuervibrw March 10, 2014

Jefferson 

Is a guy who seems very confident, but is really not. He is very attractive, muscular, and sportive. People cannot not notice him and all his accomplishments. He sometimes seems very selfish but that is just what he portrays. He used to be so sweet and kind to everyone, but gets to caught up in being cool and liked and high school that he loses his true self. He can be very aggressive and intimidating, but he truly is just as intimidated by you.

He is very judgmental of other people but is amazed by the girls he likes. He puts them on a pedestal and never is unloyal to them even if they dont feel the same towards him. He fully expresses his feelings towards them and sometime very boldly which scares them. He breaks many hearts and his heart has been broken very few times but it breaks very hardly because of how much he liked the girl.

This happens with all his crushes. His best friend is always there for him even if taken for granted by him. One day he will meet the one girl for him and dedicate his life to her. He will meet her when he becomes his true old self. The guy whose eyes light up when he talks to you. This girl may be the very first girl he truly liked and adored. She will help him find his self again when they are reunited.

I miss the old Jefferson who was always so kind to everyone. Who is this "jeff"? Go back to being Jefferson! Not necessarily the name but who you truly are.

Jefferson by Uhhhhh2300 April 13, 2020

jefferyanity 

A religion where believers would pray to their God, Jeffery Cheuk Huang Li, God of sex and anal love

I believe in ‘jefferyanity’ so i am a jefferist

jefferyanity by Shhsbau December 7, 2021