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Jeffrey D 

Jeffrey D:I'm not a troll, you're a troll!
*Proceeds to throw because he is greedy for blue buff.
Jeffrey D by l00pz00p November 20, 2013
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Jeffree Star 

friend: are you going to Area 51?
me: yes, I’m hoping to find a Jeffree Star
Jeffree Star by papilovesyou101 August 14, 2019

Jear desus 

A frase used by Brandon Faris. It is hard for autocorrect to not change jear to hear or near.
Jear desus! That lamp hasn't been knocked over today...

Justin Jeffrey Hedquist 

The loser who's best friend's dad had to kill himself in a car accident because he snitched on the ghettoist kid alive.
Person 1: Lol did the nigger just kill himself

Person 2: Lmao prolly pulled a Justin Jeffrey Hedquist lol

jefai246833205 

the queen of all bots
also calls everyone bestie and finds peoples addresses
omg guess what
what?
jefai246833205 found my address because i didn't click the link 😰
omg you're so lucky
jefai246833205 by moogel February 10, 2021

Jear Desus 

A phrase used by Brandon Farris and commonly adopted by the Dooders.
Jear Desus Kelly has fainted again.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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