Jeems

1. A virtue signaller.

2. A closeted homosexual.

"Hey man, why is that fruity guy trying so hard to show everyone he's not racist?"

"He's just jeems"

by David's Penis August 11, 2023

Low Fat Jeema

A phrase coined by a husband making fun of his wife named Gemma at the local Costco. You can even shorten it and use "Jeema" after a sentence, phrase, or word ends in an abrupt sound, most commonly used with words that end in T. For example, if your friend asks you "Do you like my hat?" and appropriate answer would be "Jeema" so that you finish their sentence saying "Do you like my hat Jeema". Another great example would be if you see a carton that says "Jumbo Egg", you would take a picture on snapchat and add text to make it "Jumbo Egg Jeema. It is also popularly used when you have nothing else to say and you want to laugh. If you are ever down, you say "Low Fat Jeema!" and all your problems seem to go away. Give it a try. Or if you're feeling confident, you can add Jeema to almost anything! The possibilities are endless.

"Hey man, what's up? You want to go to the gym with me tonight... Jeema?"
"Go Fit Jeema"
"Pillow Fat Jeema"

by JumboEggJeema January 23, 2015

Jeemin

An overall chill guy who pretends to be Michael Jordan but is ass at basketball.

That guy with the fly kicks is such a Jeemin.

by therealkimchi March 7, 2017

Jeepster

Jeepster is a term utilized to refer an individual (primarily an adolescent or young adult male) of average or insignificant stature, who pursues the object of their affections with almost unwavering tenacity. Modern usage of the term can be delineated back to the 1970's, where the concept was explored and popularized by the T. Rex classic with the same title. Marc Bolan expresses the predicament of pursuing a person above one's social stature via the metaphor that is the dichotomy between automobiles, the Jeep (the average person) and the coveted Jaguar (the object of romantic affection).

Just like a car you're pleasing to be hold
I'll call you Jaguar if I may be so bold
'Cos you're my baby, 'cos you're my love
Oh girl I'm just a jeepster for your love - oh

Person A: "Person B is such a jeepster for Person C! "
Person D: "It's such a shame that Person C is a jaguar, she is coveted by many jeepsters".

by The Student12 April 6, 2014

Jeesmo

A really fat guy who can't do anything else than rage and smash the controller(s).

My friend was like Jeesmo today, he went nuts when he died all the time!

by no vittu jeesmo November 23, 2013

jeesca

a cool nickname for someone called jessica, jessie or jess.

Boy1: omg that girl over there is really hot. what's her name?
Boy2: i think her name is jess
Boy3: You mean jeesca.

by james-in-a-box May 2, 2009

JeemBow

A Turkish child who is short and lazy.

Yo, that guy looks like JeemBow

by Ruckux December 29, 2021