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a cool nickname for someone called jessica, jessie or jess.
Boy1: omg that girl over there is really hot. what's her name?
Boy2: i think her name is jess
Boy3: You mean jeesca.
jeesca by james-in-a-box May 2, 2009
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jetscapade 

An amazing feat consisting of beating two top NFL teams in their houses two weeks in a row, earning a chance to play for a spot in the Superbowl. Yeah! Go Jets!
Jane:"OMG, Rex Ryan's team pulled beat the Colts and the Pats and is one game away from playing in the Superbowl!"

Trudy: "Wow, what a Jetscapade!"
jetscapade by Trudinator January 20, 2011
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A LAME girl who is one of the most gullible, yet sweetest chicks out there. She can make your day without even trying, and will embarrass the hell out of you if you do something gay.(aka sweet) You can talk to her without noticing that the sun has started to rise. Her smile and laugh is contagious. For some odd reason, without even trying, she tends to make one's heart beat faster, one's legs tremble, and one's mind race with anxiety. She'll make you do things you wouldn't normally do, and make one feel awkward in hopes that everything that comes out of one's mouth is perfect. There have been bumps in the road here and there, and even if one went back in time; before all the awkwardness, confusion, and embarrassment; without hesitation, "one" would do it all over again.
Jessca: "you're the lamest. end of story, no questions asked."

One: "Oh! you're in choir?"
Jessca: "(umm its only on my shirt...)"
Jessca by mon3yy September 11, 2008
a very courageous, smart at times and out-going person who loves to have fun and goes to her own beat . she also loves the color purple and eats sushi all the time . she loves to dance around even if there is no music playing . they are very athletic but short . everyone loves their shortness though . but their also crazy , but in a good way . they don't care what people think about them because the people that matter love them for who they are .
did you see that jeseca in the yard just dancing around ?
Jeseca by Raisinss January 11, 2012

Jewscape 

What Jagex has turned Runescape into with the new trade system. The new trade system restricts free trade, forcing people to focus on money more than they used to. Before this new system, people could just let their high level friends give them expensive weapons they got from training. Now the trade system is restricted, causing poor people to stay poor, and the rich to get richer.
Poor person: Got any extra drops you don't want?
Rich person: Yea, but Jagex won't let me give them to you.
Poor person: I hate how Jagex turned Runescape into Jewscape.


Rich Person: I just got this awesome stuff while training, want it?
Poor person: Sure!
Rich person: Trade.
Poor person I need more Quest Points =(
Jewscape by RS Player 203 January 2, 2009
A LAME girl who is one of the most gullible, yet sweetest chicks out there. She can make your day without even trying, and will embarrass the hell out of you if you do something gay.(aka sweet) You can talk to her without noticing that the sun has started to rise. Her smile and laugh is contagious. For some odd reason, without even trying, she tends to make one's heart beat faster, one's legs tremble, and one's mind race with anxiety. She'll make you do things you wouldn't normally do, and make one feel awkward in hopes that everything that comes out of one's mouth is perfect. There have been bumps in the road here and there, and even if one went back in time; before all the awkwardness, confusion, and embarrassment; without hesitation, "one" would do it all over again.

Jessca: "you're the lamest. end of story, no questions asked."

One: "Oh! you're in choir?"
Jessca: "(umm its only on my shirt...)"
Jessca by Mon3yy aka Lame October 29, 2008
Jeesan, a perfect loving human being who will bless your life.
Bob: ”i love you, you complete me babe

Karen: ”awwhh you’re such a Jeesan!”
Jeesan by Zextreexx June 30, 2019
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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