A mysterious and ambiguous man who possesses both the skills of a ninja and the face of a porcelain doll. He can run along walls, uproot trees with his bare hands, play guitar like only a ninja can, and can stop men and women in their tracks with but a single look. One cannot become a Jeemboyh, one must be born a Jeemboyh.
It is not for Jeemboyh to want. It is not for Jeemboyh to feel. Jeemboyh is an artist of the floatingworld.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).