Jedway

A play on the term three-way in which one of the partners is Jed, the kiwi-pineapple explosion from your dreams. Guaranteed to be the greatest experience of your life.

Dude we totally could’ve had a Jedway if he hadn’t gone on that walk. Missed opportunity.

Jedway by Min_pseudonym January 14, 2023

jerway 

Someone who got into a lot of colleges, and thusly thinks of him/herself as the shit, but is actually a scrub.

J: I just got 261 points on Scramble!
A: Fuck you Jerway

jerway by Ba-a-alls July 7, 2010

Jedward 

two of the most beautiful people ever to walk the planet.
John Paul Henry Daniel Richard Grimes and Edward Peter Anthony Kevin Patrick Grimes

Known for their AMAZINGLY high hair and GORGEOUS personalities.

Jedward: yo VIP, lets kick it!
Everyone in the entire world: *sigh* WE LOVE YOU!!

Jedward by person number one February 19, 2010

Jedwarb

HELLO YES OK!
Being a Jedwarb means you're in a gang. Your'e 90% black, 90% Jedwarb, and 10% jew. Being a Jedwarb is a hard task. If you are a Jedwarbian, your city got bombed in France. Do not be racist about it.......STOP! haha ok....

Me: Hey, I am a Jedwarb haha....
UglyAssBitch: What Is a Jedwarb?
Me: Being a Jedwarb means you're in a gang. Your'e 90% black, 90% Jedwarb, and 10% jew. Being a Jedwarb is a hard task. If you are a Jedwarbian, your city got bombed in France. Do not be racist about it.......STOP! haha ok....
UglyAssBitch: I am so sorry! Forgive me, for I have sinned against the Jedwarbians!

Jedwarb by CaitlynDaGoat July 9, 2020

Jetway 

What passengers often use to deplane.

As used by the airlines, an extensible walkway that is articulated and usually enclosed. It kind of looks like a stretched out accordian from the outside. It is positioned so that passengers can walk from the terminal building to the door of the aircraft in comfort and safety.

The passengers walked down the jetway to board their flight to Norway.

Jetway by Athene Airheart May 15, 2004

Jedward 

The blended word formed from the Xfactor finalists, 18 year old twins, John and Edward Grimes, with their spiked up electric style quiffs.

1. I love Jedward! Jedward to win, dude!

2. God, your hair is such a Jedward hair-do today! Lay off the gel.

Jedward by MCLIVV December 13, 2009

Jedwardian 

**For those who don't know Jedward (John + Edward Grimes), they are Irish twins competing in the X Factor 2009. They were loathed by the masses in the beginning but now have a rather large following.**

Jedwardian simply means a follower of the hilarious, marvellously talented duo. He's John, he's Edward and together they're John and Edward! Ha.. classic..

''Dude, I used to hate those guys but ya know what?''

''What?''

''I've been converted to Jedwardianism.. I am now Jedwardian!''

Jedwardian by uber-meganums November 14, 2009