Jedwardian 

**For those who don't know Jedward (John + Edward Grimes), they are Irish twins competing in the X Factor 2009. They were loathed by the masses in the beginning but now have a rather large following.**

Jedwardian simply means a follower of the hilarious, marvellously talented duo. He's John, he's Edward and together they're John and Edward! Ha.. classic..

''Dude, I used to hate those guys but ya know what?''

''What?''

''I've been converted to Jedwardianism.. I am now Jedwardian!''

Jedwardian by uber-meganums November 14, 2009

Edwardian Section 

To chew through the vampirically hardened placenta of the human-vampire baby in order to remove it from the dying mother, as described in the fourth book of the all-pervasive Twilight novels.

Like a C-section, only with more vampires.

Edwardian Sections (or E-sections) are not approved of by the medical community. Only by sappy fangirls.

Edwardian Section by Generalissimo Dee January 6, 2009

jedwardism

a quote or tweet from jedward which shows their completely random and cool take on everyday things. No one else can even begin to think of similar things.

Some of my favourite jedwardism's:
What makes people have curly hair? And people having straight hair? Did god have a curling machine thing

Probably the gravity’s pushing down on all the plumbing and that’s why there is no water up here

THE QUEEN IF YOU ARE READING THIS WE NEED TO MEET YOU! WE THINK YOU ROCK AND YOU KNOW HOW TO WAVE SO GOOD AND YOU OWN THAT TEA DRINKING

Who is ever scared of a kettle? it boils water so scary, what if the steam is the water crying we need to save the water it has feelings

jedwardism by jedward loving freak March 5, 2011

Edwardian cladding

While giving your partner a facial or indeed general spunking on while sat astride them, point out that "this job could benefit from some Edwardian cladding", whereupon you shit on them and grind it all over by sliding back and forth over there body, giving them a good coverage of jizz and faeces.

Thanks for the hand job pet, no need to wipe it off as I'll finish off with some Edwardian cladding.

Edwardian cladding by MoRgANaNaToR666 March 23, 2021

Edwardian 

Something beyond perfection. Coined by Twilighters to denote something inhumanly beautiful, based on the popular character in Stephenie Meyer's book Twilight.

Joe is totally Edwardian. Did you see his abs?

Edwardian by bex231 October 29, 2008

Edwardian 

The time after the victorian era. Some say 1900 to 1909, but i think of it as 1900 to 1918, after 1918, things started going to shit.

"Remeber back in edwardian times when prostitution was legal and we could still court a woman for marrige?" "Yeah we really lived"

Edwardian by Bitchidontneedyou May 13, 2021

Edwardian

adj. 1) Pertaining to the ethos of the much-esteemed highly sophisticated reign of Edward VII during which laudable standards of both morality and common human dignity were set.

2) Pertaining to the ethos of undignified corruption of the human spirit becoming all too common.

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You are totally Edwardian Donald!

Thank you! I think.

Edwardian by gnostic3 February 19, 2026