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Pronounced as Heart, its origin is the former lovers name Jessica and Art, it could also mean pure and unadulterated affection of love.

Jeart is the purist form of affection or love.

Jeart by LordFaize October 21, 2026

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Jear desus

A frase used by Brandon Faris. It is hard for autocorrect to not change jear to hear or near.

Jear desus! That lamp hasn't been knocked over today...

Jear desus by Me, the person writing this November 11, 2019

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Jear Desus

A phrase used by Brandon Farris and commonly adopted by the Dooders.

Jear Desus Kelly has fainted again.

Jear Desus by emzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz October 9, 2020

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Jartex Joke

A joke that is offensive to Jartex staff.

I was clowning around on the jartex discord and I accidentally made a Jartex Joke to pace and got banned

Jartex Joke by Developerator March 26, 2021

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jewart

1. someone who lives with their parents and only spends money on video games, vaseline, and tissues.
2. someone who has well developed finger and/or wrist muscles as a result of constantly counting their money, playing video games, and masturbating.
3. the reincarnation of a roman tax collector.

That jewart had an $11 tab and only paid $10! WTF?

How was your date with Matt?
Fuck that jewart, he didn't even pay for my meal and he tipped with monopoly money.

Be careful around that jewart, his horns are deceptively sharp.

jewart by terry twillstein December 13, 2008

Jartavaquious

A male, usually built like a corn on the cob. Smells like doritos and only drinks mountain dew infused coochie juice.

Oh wow, that guy is such a Jartavaquious

Jartavaquious by _CASCI November 11, 2018

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Jart

Simply to Fart in a a jar, for safe keeping or for a rainy day.

I would like to preserve this wonderful essense that emanates from my body, I would like to fart in this jar, thus creating a jart!

Jart by XanderX May 8, 2010

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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