Jert

Gin and Tonic, especially pluralized; common pronunciation of the abbreviation "G&T" used in England.

"A couple of stiffish jerts, Jeeves."
"Yes, sir."
"Stiffish, Jeeves. Not too much tonic, but splash the gin about a bit."
- P.G. Wodehouse

by Jordan Samuelson October 24, 2011

Jert

Jert meant ugly tree

The jert vibes to the music!

by BestWordsOnEarth June 24, 2020

jert

jert is a skinny french kid that wears tight pants and walks around screaming jesus on his way to auschwitz.

He is screaming jesus, and is walking, and is skinny, and has on tight pants. that kid is a jert.

by lord of everything LMAO May 22, 2007

jert

A nickname often used for passwords and file names.
Started with a miss interpretation of 'Irina'.

May be used in a file such as: 'jert1.doc'

by Zheleznyak July 9, 2007

Jert

Jert: a person who loves Freddie Mercury, scary movies, and Quentin Terantino. He wears black skinny jeans and listens almost exclusively to Queen and Indie/alt.

See that boy over there in the beanie and the Queen tee drinking hard black coffee? He’s definitely a Jert.

by Big T 123 November 28, 2019

Jert

Jake and Mert Gorgun

Jert is a weirdo.

by Jert34 June 10, 2022

Jert

Jert — noun / slang (Herati)

Originally means fart, but in Herat it’s way more than that. People use “Jert” as a funny or humbling phrase to call someone out when they’re acting too confident, showing off, or pretending to be something they’re not. Basically, it’s like saying “calm down” or “you’re not all that” — but with a Herati twist.

Translation: Sit down, bro.

A: “I’m the best football player in the city.”
B: “Jert.”

by Certifiedjert November 4, 2025