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When a girl gets fucked until she has jizz laden ankles.
I fucked Chrissy so hard last night, I gave her jankles.
Jankles by Evil Buddha January 11, 2008
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Jankless 

1. A complete lack of anything janky in your immediate vicinity.

2.The absence of janky objects, actions, or people
Guy #1- is anything janky over here?

Guy#2- No!

Guy#1- So its pretty jankless over there.
Jankless by the nomads August 10, 2009
The name of the pieces of denim left when you make jeans into jorts. In high supply at the University of Florida.
Gene: Wow! What are those pieces of denim around your ankles?
Jean: They are Jankles, the newest hot and sexy fashion trend.
Jankles by I333cat April 14, 2023
Jankles is a clown with green hair that wanders into people's homes through their back doors in search of a toilet to flush his hair in, or to give himself a swirley if you will. Urban legend has it that in the late 1960s a man named Carl Larl got killed in a savage green paint factory explosion and has ever since been trying to wash the paint out of his hair by using the toilets of people's houses in northeastern Ohio.
1. When i woke up in the morning I had to take a massive dump or a sasquatch from last night's Taco Bell experience. I lifted the lid to the toilet prepared to drop the kids off when i saw the green splatter along the inside walls of the john. "Jankles, you silly clown."
Jankles by mafioso214 May 8, 2005
an unfortunate medical condition in which a person (usually short) has so much fat on their body that their feet and ankles have been pushed outwards in a J-shape.
Jack: Mary has some nasty jankles.
Mike: Yes, they freak me out!
Jim: I'm sure glad that I don't have jankles!
jankles by Bizzo Brotha October 20, 2006

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
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