an unfortunate medical condition in which a person (usually short) has so much fat on their body that their feet and ankles have been pushed outwards in a J-shape.
Jack: Mary has some nasty jankles.
Mike: Yes, they freak me out!
Jim: I'm sure glad that I don't have jankles!
Mike: Yes, they freak me out!
Jim: I'm sure glad that I don't have jankles!
by Bizzo Brotha October 20, 2006
by Evil Buddha December 29, 2007
by trisha,tricia,brittany..kelsey. December 05, 2004
The name of the pieces of denim left when you make jeans into jorts. In high supply at the University of Florida.
Gene: Wow! What are those pieces of denim around your ankles?
Jean: They are Jankles, the newest hot and sexy fashion trend.
Jean: They are Jankles, the newest hot and sexy fashion trend.
by I333cat April 14, 2023
The act of lifting ankle weights repeatedly to gain ankle muscle. Jack- ankle. Opposite of cankles "fat ankles"
jackedankle jankle
by funterm March 02, 2014
Jankles is a clown with green hair that wanders into people's homes through their back doors in search of a toilet to flush his hair in, or to give himself a swirley if you will. Urban legend has it that in the late 1960s a man named Carl Larl got killed in a savage green paint factory explosion and has ever since been trying to wash the paint out of his hair by using the toilets of people's houses in northeastern Ohio.
1. When i woke up in the morning I had to take a massive dump or a sasquatch from last night's Taco Bell experience. I lifted the lid to the toilet prepared to drop the kids off when i saw the green splatter along the inside walls of the john. "Jankles, you silly clown."
by mafioso214 May 09, 2005
The rate of change of the position of an object with relation to time. On a Jank versus time graph, Jankle versus time would be a graph of the original function's derivative. Units are distance/change in time.
by PlancksConstant February 07, 2025