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javagasm 

The burst of joy made when one completes writing ridiculously complicated code in java and it finally works.

--for computer programmers and nerds.
"AAAHHHBLHAHHHWEEEEE OMG!!!!"

"what is it?"

"sorry, just had a javagasm."








"AHHHHHHHHWOOOOOOOO!"

"intense javagasm. what'd you do?"

"i have been writing code for <insert lame, confusing computer program here> for 10 hours and it finally works. now to start the other half..."
javagasm by ihatecompsci April 26, 2009
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A term created by AX while taking a summer Java programming class.

1. Someone who is extremely skilled programming in the Java language.

2. Someone who drinks gratuitous amounts of the Java Bean Frap at Starbucks and acts like a monster, or crackfiend.

3. A combination of a JAV and a savage.

4. Someone who's sex can only be described best as "a fleshstorm of pleasure with a 90% chance of satisfaction."

5. Someone who embodies all of these qualities such as Aammata X

6. Someone whose kinda like a big deal.
Damn you programmed that in one hour? What a fucken javage!

*After chugging a java chip frap* AHHHHHHHHHRRGGGG! BUY ME ANOTHER FUCKEN JAVA CHIP OR ILL RIP OUT YOUR THIRD VERTEBRAE OUT YOUR GODDAMN BODY! AHHHHRGGG!
*Frightfully taking out wallet* Alright calm the fuck down you Javage.

Aammata you're such a javage.
javage by DaVinciAX July 15, 2009
Javag is a person who is very hot, kind, sweet, and smart. Javag is something everyone wants to be. Some people seem to hate javag. No one knows why
“Omg is that a javag?”
“Javag makes me cry with their beauty
Javag by notJavag March 5, 2021

javagina 

The act of eating pussy while slowing pouring warm coffee over it.
That girl sure loves her some javagina.
javagina by cullen9 January 26, 2019
random word that no one not even me knows. Rub a dub dub, thanks for the grub.
you "javag" head.
stupid "javag"
Javag by snasberries October 8, 2008

country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
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