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Jakeball 

A derogatory term popular amung South Scotland to describe an individual who as a result of extreme alcoholism has became outcast by society.
My friend Sara is such a jakeball she chugged 7 black russians and dry humped the Buckingham Palace gates. What an embarassment.
Jakeball by JuicyOliwia69 May 14, 2016
Related Words
Jazeba jakeball JaeBae Jazba jazdba Jaebadiah jaebah jakeba Jakebabe JakeBaked
Where someone gets so high on drugs (most commonly LSD) , they start tripping so badly they think their name is 'Jake' and start acting weirdly. If this happens too often, then they may change their name to Jake because they are accustomed to that name. However, it is unknown why the name 'Jake' is used.
Person 1) Ah man, Tom got totally JakeBaked last night!
Person 2) Ikr!
JakeBaked by toastface5 April 30, 2013
A girl, who looks beautiful and amazing, with talents of her own! She is a weird and funny person (in a good way!), and has a heart the size of a sun! She is caring, honest and a loving friend, and if you know a Jazba, make sure not to lose her! She makes your day, and helps you though your hard times. Definitely a hard friend to find, but an amazing girl to have! ❤ If I had to rate her, I would give her more than 💯, as she is the most dear, beloved and breath-taking - especially, with her shocking, adequate and mesmerizing looks! I love Jazba, and if you have one, you must love her too!
She is a queen! I wish I was Jazba!
~Unknown
Jazba by ~Unknown... June 14, 2019

jazzband 

Old news. Originated on the internet circa 2005 when it became old news to report the headline "Jazz Band Covers Aphex Twin" in reference to The Bad Plus' version of Richard D. James' "Flim."

Variations include 'Jazzb&,' 'JB7'
"Hay guyz check out this disgusting video I found on the internets, called 'Two Girls One Cup'!"

"Jazzband."
jazzband by ez0r October 9, 2008
Jaziba is a shy girl, but once you get to her, she is amazing and super funny!
You know that shy girl, Jaziba? Yeah, well she’s really nice and funny.
Jaziba by Nevermind__188382 June 12, 2021

Jakebabe 

1. The act of baking ones penis in an easy bake oven. Usually with a spicy type of newmans own ranch dressing, and jalepeno peppers
2. Fuck
3. A forest
Yesterday, I jakebabed all over the oven.
Jakebabe by Soudja Jew October 25, 2007