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Jakeball 

A derogatory term popular amung South Scotland to describe an individual who as a result of extreme alcoholism has became outcast by society.
My friend Sara is such a jakeball she chugged 7 black russians and dry humped the Buckingham Palace gates. What an embarassment.
Jakeball by JuicyOliwia69 May 14, 2016
Related Words
Jazeba • jakeball • JaeBae • Jazba • jazdba • Jaebadiah • jaebah • jakeba • Jakebabe • JakeBaked
Where someone gets so high on drugs (most commonly LSD) , they start tripping so badly they think their name is 'Jake' and start acting weirdly. If this happens too often, then they may change their name to Jake because they are accustomed to that name. However, it is unknown why the name 'Jake' is used.
Person 1) Ah man, Tom got totally JakeBaked last night!
Person 2) Ikr!
JakeBaked by toastface5 April 30, 2013
A girl, who looks beautiful and amazing, with talents of her own! She is a weird and funny person (in a good way!), and has a heart the size of a sun! She is caring, honest and a loving friend, and if you know a Jazba, make sure not to lose her! She makes your day, and helps you though your hard times. Definitely a hard friend to find, but an amazing girl to have! ❤ If I had to rate her, I would give her more than 💯, as she is the most dear, beloved and breath-taking - especially, with her shocking, adequate and mesmerizing looks! I love Jazba, and if you have one, you must love her too!
She is a queen! I wish I was Jazba!
~Unknown
Jazba by ~Unknown... June 14, 2019

jazzband 

Old news. Originated on the internet circa 2005 when it became old news to report the headline "Jazz Band Covers Aphex Twin" in reference to The Bad Plus' version of Richard D. James' "Flim."

Variations include 'Jazzb&,' 'JB7'
"Hay guyz check out this disgusting video I found on the internets, called 'Two Girls One Cup'!"

"Jazzband."
jazzband by ez0r October 9, 2008
Jaziba is a shy girl, but once you get to her, she is amazing and super funny!
You know that shy girl, Jaziba? Yeah, well she’s really nice and funny.
Jaziba by Nevermind__188382 June 12, 2021

Jakebabe 

1. The act of baking ones penis in an easy bake oven. Usually with a spicy type of newmans own ranch dressing, and jalepeno peppers
2. Fuck
3. A forest
Yesterday, I jakebabed all over the oven.
Jakebabe by Soudja Jew October 25, 2007
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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