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jazzband 

Old news. Originated on the internet circa 2005 when it became old news to report the headline "Jazz Band Covers Aphex Twin" in reference to The Bad Plus' version of Richard D. James' "Flim."

Variations include 'Jazzb&,' 'JB7'
"Hay guyz check out this disgusting video I found on the internets, called 'Two Girls One Cup'!"

"Jazzband."
jazzband by ez0r October 9, 2008
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jazz band 

A kick ass place where musicians gather together to play music. A place where people feel like they belong. A place where there are amazing people and an amazing teacher who give you knew pieces to play everytime that are always amazing and provide you with the skill to take on even more challenged pieces that soon develope the better musician.
I love jazz band because its fun and relaxing.
jazz band by ignatious July 18, 2005

Jazz Band 

A group of awesome musicians who play jazz music. Some of the instruments played are: piano, drum set, guitar, bass guitar, trombone, trumpet, alto sax, soprano sax, and tenor sax. Sometimes there is a flute or clarinet. The musicians in a jazz band are usually very comfortable and confident in the music they play.
The jazz band is full of great musicians.
Jazz Band by Sasuke Hater February 19, 2008

jazz band 

"We get in for only a tenner?.. Jazz band!"
jazz band by Josh Bertram Martin October 28, 2007

jazzhandalicious

describing something so good it deserves a room of jazzhanding people as tribute
dude, that guitar is jazzhandalicious

Centerville Jazz Band 

The revolutionary high school marching band from Centerville, Ohio, started in 1984 by Wayne Markworth. Also known as the CJB, by members and friends, the name is consistantly butchered by announcers at various competions. CJB is the best band in Ohio, and generally has spectacular crowd appeal, shows are created to entertain the audience. Consistently wins local competitions and places in BOA functions... Trained vigorously and constantly from June through November and charged with keeping a professional reputation. Also known for the infamous shout chorus. Overall, the best band program in the nation.
Did you see the Centerville show?

announcer: And now, in competion, The Centerville Marching Elks!

band member: Its the Centerville JAZZ BAND, you twit!

jazz band 

a place where people get high on oranges dipped in vodka while on a trip to reno
"I wanna get jazz band high today!"
jazz band by wassupese October 8, 2012
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