Jayvis 

The most amazing boy in the world. He is quiet around the masses but he opens up around the one he loves. He is extraordinarily protective in the best of ways. Jayvis can and will make you laugh harder than anyone else. He is the most adorable, cute, nice, sweet, kind, generous, loving, caring, genuine, funny, considerate, awesome person I have ever met. Every moment of my life would be better if I could spend it with him. I could talk to him all day long and we’d never run out of things to say. His smile can make my day; even if it’s from across the room. I love him more than the sun, I need him more than breath it’s self. I can’t imagine my life without him; it scares me more than anything. I will spend the rest of my life in his arms.
He is everything a girl wants in her life. Her life is not complete without him.

Bandread : Wow that is Jayvis!
James : Wow that is Jayvis!
Dio : Wow that is Jayvis

Jayvis by BaconNuggetBrain February 15, 2021

Jarvis

To ‘jarvis’ something is a term commonly used amongst medical professionals when a colleague causes a patient to let blood unnecessarily during a routine procedure.

By extension ‘jarvis’ can also mean to screw up something simple.

Dammit Franklin, if you jarvis one more IV I swear to God...

David really jarvised the Christmas Tree when he put the star on the wrong way up.

Jarvis by RTDB September 4, 2018

jaysis 

The Irish version of "jesus!" as an exclamation.

Jaysis, Mary and Joseph, ya scared the bejesus out of me!

jaysis by Biggunsbaby July 5, 2016

jaybish 

One who talks gibberish pretending to know more than those around them in a gay nonsensical way that causes the listener to glaze over and think the speaker is insane.

Bob tried to convince the crowd of his knowledge speaking jaybish to everyone, in the end they knew he was no expert.

jaybish by Texas180 March 19, 2014

Retarded Jarvis

When, while playing the Friday the 13th video game, a woefully under-skilled and pathetically useless player comes back as Tommy Jarvis.

“Oh great... we have a retarded Jarvis.”

Retarded Jarvis by Levaphed February 9, 2019

Jarvis Cocker 

A musical icon, lead singer of Britpop band Pulp, who became popular in the 90's for his unique outlook on ordinary British life, his prolific songwriting skills, his trademark deep voice, and his unusual sense of humor. Recently released his first solo single, titled "The Cunts Are Still Running The World".

Jarvis Cocker: "You'll never live like common people. You'll never do what common people do. You'll never fail like common people. You'll never watch your life slide out of you and dance and drink and screw, 'cause there's nothing you can do."

Jarvis Cocker by ModSoulBrother September 4, 2006

Jayvion 

A smart and intelligent person who is book smart and is athletic and takes relationships serious and who is fine asf and is honest to everyone about how he feels and is usually fast

Jayvion is so fine!!!

Did you see how fast Jayvion caught that kid?

I wish I had me a Jayvion!

Jayvion by Athletes_master July 16, 2017