Jayelitis

When one sucks so much dick they can’t possibly breathe

Johnny keeps making fun of Jeremy’s fit, I think he got the jayelitis

Do you see what bro was saying about the thunder? He definitely got the jayelitis

by Jayel Rodrigues June 26, 2022

Jayelitis

When one sucks so much dick they can’t possibly breathe

Johnny keeps making fun of Jeremy’s fit, I think he got the jayelitis

Do you see what bro was saying about the thunder? He definitely got the jayelitis

by Jayel Rodrigues June 26, 2022

Jaeditism

The behaviour type where an individual has gone through physical or mental changes that classify him/her as part of the LGBTQ+ community and said individual becoming narcissistic directly because of it.

I read a study about Jaeditism and I fear a lot of my trans and gay friends are subject to it.

by bl4st February 11, 2021

Jailitis

When a prisoner, while on his way to jail/at jail, all of sudden has 'difficulty breathing', 'extremely high blood pressure' or some other form of bogus medical condition. The prisoner by law must be taken to a comfortable hospital bed with free food to by cleared medically. This can often take hours - thus avoiding a cold cement cell a period of time.

"I was a block away from the jail when my prisoner got a case of 'jailitis'. I was stuck sitting at the hospital with him for 4 hours.

by moneyman123 June 30, 2010

Jabulitis

You can't really describe it. It is the feeling you have the morning after the night before. You don't even know you have it but everyone else knows you do!

You have a severe case of jabulitis

by SpotMaster November 14, 2012

jadeditis

When you start to think about all that could have been. Or think about your past and try to repair all thats was bad, most commonly associated with getting back with a ex, or just thinking about those experiences and just wondering
which leads to the following symptoms:
-Emo-ness
-texting too much to one person
-sadness

RMF - "dude ima get back with her, i just have too i cant stop thinking about those good times"

John - "dude that was like 2 years ago"

Linroy - "RMF has a severe strain of Jadeditis, we gotta find the cure"

by individual strain May 6, 2008

Jewelitis

When one can't type or spell in a group chat

JewelitisDamn I just got Jewelitis

by Wow foreal jewels January 30, 2017