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jadeditis 

When you start to think about all that could have been. Or think about your past and try to repair all thats was bad, most commonly associated with getting back with a ex, or just thinking about those experiences and just wondering
which leads to the following symptoms:
-Emo-ness
-texting too much to one person
-sadness
RMF - "dude ima get back with her, i just have too i cant stop thinking about those good times"

John - "dude that was like 2 years ago"

Linroy - "RMF has a severe strain of Jadeditis, we gotta find the cure"
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Jaeditism 

The behaviour type where an individual has gone through physical or mental changes that classify him/her as part of the LGBTQ+ community and said individual becoming narcissistic directly because of it.
I read a study about Jaeditism and I fear a lot of my trans and gay friends are subject to it.
Jaeditism by bl4st February 11, 2021
A common disease that spreads quick and cant be treated.
Ive been laying awake for days my eyes are red, ive got 6 empty cans of redbull. Theres only one thing on my mind JEDSTAR i think i caught JEDITIS off Scott.
Jeditis by JeddySC December 24, 2021

Jayenitis 

The viral infection of being corny and slow
Man, you're slow. Do you have jayenitis?
Jayenitis by Zaihetsu November 28, 2020

Jayelitis 

When one sucks so much dick they can’t possibly breathe
Johnny keeps making fun of Jeremy’s fit, I think he got the jayelitis

Do you see what bro was saying about the thunder? He definitely got the jayelitis
Jayelitis by Jayel Rodrigues June 26, 2022

Jayelitis 

When one sucks so much dick they can’t possibly breathe
Johnny keeps making fun of Jeremy’s fit, I think he got the jayelitis

Do you see what bro was saying about the thunder? He definitely got the jayelitis
Jayelitis by Jayel Rodrigues June 26, 2022
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