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Jayenitis 

The viral infection of being corny and slow
Man, you're slow. Do you have jayenitis?
Jayenitis by Zaihetsu November 28, 2020
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Jaeditism 

The behaviour type where an individual has gone through physical or mental changes that classify him/her as part of the LGBTQ+ community and said individual becoming narcissistic directly because of it.
I read a study about Jaeditism and I fear a lot of my trans and gay friends are subject to it.
Jaeditism by bl4st February 11, 2021
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jadeditis 

When you start to think about all that could have been. Or think about your past and try to repair all thats was bad, most commonly associated with getting back with a ex, or just thinking about those experiences and just wondering
which leads to the following symptoms:
-Emo-ness
-texting too much to one person
-sadness
RMF - "dude ima get back with her, i just have too i cant stop thinking about those good times"

John - "dude that was like 2 years ago"

Linroy - "RMF has a severe strain of Jadeditis, we gotta find the cure"

Japanitis 

The sleepy, sluggish feeling you get after eating too much sushi. Much like the itis, but sushi specific.
Oh man, that all-you-can-eat sushi place gave me a bad case of Japanitis
Japanitis by FeuJaune January 3, 2011
the sickness of not being able to speak properly.
Dude, I think I have Jenitis!
jenitis by KyraRuby March 15, 2010
A euphoric feeling, both heavy and light, that comes over you when thinking of Jen, and sometimes not consciousely thinking of Jen. The act of always thinking of Jen, and associated acts.
Touching oneself, calling your Jen on the phone, moaning...going on long road trips with Jen and staying in hotels that have red carpets, vibrating beds, and the playboy channel....watching commercials selling drugs to cure jenitis, and knowing there is no cure...
Jenitis by Doctor Mike house January 15, 2011

Jayelitis 

When one sucks so much dick they can’t possibly breathe
Johnny keeps making fun of Jeremy’s fit, I think he got the jayelitis

Do you see what bro was saying about the thunder? He definitely got the jayelitis
Jayelitis by Jayel Rodrigues June 26, 2022
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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