Jaysoned

When a fat Asian man destroys something.

“Damn that bed just got jaysoned!”said Cade. “Should’ve have let him jump on the bed.” Said jayden shaking his head.

by N1ćkd00śh September 12, 2020

jasoned

to be more than violently drunk

I got jasoned yesterday at the bar and was kicked out.

by Alexman2 October 27, 2007

Jayboned

Involuntarily urinating on your person or surrounding objects while sleeping, or in a trance like stage, due to the consumption of alcohol.

After a night of consuming way too much beer, I passed out and eventually jayboned my couch.

by TheFirm July 25, 2009

Jasoned

To get bored of something

I jasoned after I saw how L rizz he looked

by GnomeEater April 30, 2023

Jasoned

To be cheated on by a douche bag who secretly has multiple wives, fiance's and girlfriends.

"I just got Jasoned again!"

"Shelly got Jasoned by Alex."

by Jennifer Merritt January 28, 2021

jasoned

the act of completely douching a girl situation because you are "confused"

Jason from The Bachelor was allegedly jasoned and completely siked out Melissa.

by scarygary3 March 4, 2009

jasoned

The act of a unattractive male taking advantage of a impaired female

Last night at the party that girl was fully jasoned

by tiny_nips May 5, 2008