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Jawnister 

A Jawnister is an example of the worlds most shining example of faggotry. Also banned from the MMORPG Runescape
Can I jack you off?
Dude, I'm not a Jawnister!
Jawnister by Jawnister January 2, 2008
Words you can keep
A common misspelling of the word Janitor.

A Janitor is someone who is in charge to do all the maintenance in a building of any sort (private, public, etc.).
"Eric, spell 'Janitor'"

"J-A-N-I-T-E-R (janiter)"

"You misspelled it, dumbass. It's J-A-N-I-T-O-R!"

"Oh..."
Janiter by Ilisten2Metal June 6, 2014

Jankster Gangster 

From the word Jank meaning messed, screwed or fucked up. This is a person who walks around like hot shit on a golden platter but acts more like a cold turd on a paper plate.
He asked me out on a date, then that jankster gangster left me with the tab.

j walking jangster 

to cross the street not at a cross walk and to do so in a gangster manner
sara and jon are j walking jangsters =]
j walking jangster by Jon sexy A October 20, 2005

jankster 

1. A person with janky characteristics, esp. someone who is known to rip others off.
2. A person who attempts to pass off half-assed work as quality.
That car John sold me broke down after two weeks, he's such a damn jankster.
jankster by pipebomb February 23, 2005

Janksterr 

Janksterr is a word used to describe someone way passed Gangster. It's a whole new level of coolness. It gives new meaning to people who are called J's.
"Hey look at those converse!"
"man those things are Janksterr."
Or.
"Man I just joined a gang."
"Well I'm a part of the janks."
"What's that?"
"Loser"
Janksterr by Brett!? May 15, 2009

j walking jangster 

Someone who crosses the street in an unlawful manner. Primarily, but not limited to J walking, walking through a no pedestrian zone, and crossing the street blindfolded. By walking in this manner, you become a J walking Jangster
The first known J walking Jangster is Jon A and sara.

Lil Jon has also been spotted J walking like a jangster
j walking jangster by Hot Wesley November 9, 2005
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